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Top Ten Signs RB’s on the Mend

Here are the Top Ten or So Signs that RageBoy Is on the Mend:

11. When he puts in a link to a bloody, angry, foul-mouthed CD, he remembers to put his Amazon affiliate code at the end

10. He’s got enough strength back to type out all of “motherfucker”

9. Remembers that if he’s a “babe magnet,” he’s got his polarity reversed

8. Uses elegant CSS definitions to put “Fuckhead” into 64pt green san serif font rather than messier inline notation

7. Drops “Big Lou Gerstner” from his blogroll

6. Winer and Lessig take out joint ad in Variety to complain about him

5. Hand writes a note to each of his EGR subscribers to apologize for not calling them fucking hosers enough recently

4. His blog entry on why the DayPop Top 40 eats motherfucking shit makes it onto the DayPop Top 40

3. When you click on his photo, it no longer takes you to a John Denver play list

2. RageBoy clips his page boy

And the number one sign that RB is on the mend …

1. No one’s safe any more

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