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November 28, 2004

Lovemarks: What’s love got to do with it?

Lovemarks — a site, then a book — is the product of Kevin Roberts, CEO of Saatchi & Saatchi, the ginormous ad agency.

Lovemarks are brands that “inspire loyalty beyond reason.” (“Lovemark” is a play on “trademark,” I assume.) Roberts analyzes products using The Love/Respect Axis:

BRANDS
Low Love
High Respect

LOVEMARKS
High Love
High Respect

PRODUCTS
Low Love
Low Respect

FADS
High Love
Low Respect

Because brands “have run out of juice,” his ad agency “looked closely at the question: What makes some brands inspirational, while others struggle?” The 2×2 above says the difference is love. Yet, oddly, the site instead focuses on respect — “At the core of every Lovemark is Respect” — and says nothing about love. Instead, the main explanatory page talks only about the “three intangible, yet very real, ingredients” of respect: Mystery, sensuality and intimacy. The site has a few sentences about each of these, and love — what really differentiates brands from lovemarks — pops up only in the first sentence in the section on intimacy: ” There is nothing more personal than love!” I find this confusing.

Why does Roberts focus on respect instead of love, despite his own analysis? Could it be that spelling out how to get us to love a brand would come across either as cynically manipulative or something beyond the control of marketers? (Note: This is based on the lovemarks site. I haven’t read the book.)

And that gets at why I’m not ready to have my ticket punched on the Lovemarks Express. On the one hand, it’s useful to think about why some products are special to us. And as victims of marketing, we’d probably be better off if companies adopted the Lovemarks approach. On the other — and maybe I’m just projecting my own cynicism onto Roberts — Lovemarks isn’t just a way of analyzing brand loyalty, it’s a formula for creating it. Yes, “Remember only the customer can decide Lovemark status”…but now that you know how it happens, go forth and Lovemark your brand. It’s like “experience marketing” that teaches you the tricks for convincing people that The Olive Garden is a rustic cafe outside of Florence instead of earning their respect as a damn good restaurant on the second floor of the Youngstown Mall. You want brand loyalty? Be a great freaking product. Also, it wouldn’t hurt if I grew up watching my mother use it.

For me, the best part of the site is the page with the latest reader nominations for lovemark status. This morning anyway it’s delightfully loopy in the way we earthlings are — Shah Rukh Khan, the Lotus car, DisneyWorld, Whistler (the town in Canada), books by Nicholas Sparks, the Australian Breastfeeding Association, all of Europe

(Thanks to Tony Goodson for the link. And Hugh MacLeod suggests a “Lovemarks-Cluetrain Deathmatch.” Hah! In fact, already last August RageBoy was taking a bite out of Lovemarks’ ass.)


OK, it looks like Roberts meant to type “Love” instead of “Respect” in the sentence: “A Lovemark’s high Respect is infused with these three intangible, yet very real, ingredients: Mystery, Sensuality and Intimacy.” I say this based on another article by Roberts. There the subsection entitled “A Recipe for Love” begins: “By focusing on Mystery, Sensuality and Intimacy business-as-usual can be transformed with new emotions and new ideas.”

Yet, this article is more off-putting to me, precisely because it promises S&S’s clients that the agency can move them from respect to love. For example:

Now the new challenge is Love and Love demands the same investment and the same rigour we brought to the capture of Respect. Our client Toyota gets it. Don Esmond at Toyota USA crystallized the new Toyota challenge: “It’s time to move from the most respected car company in America to the most loved.”

But the elements of love Roberts lists are, well, jejune. For example, he defines “sensuality” by listing the five senses. If that were the case, then everything would be sensual. Sensuality may be a particular quality of sensory experience or it may be the way particular sensations touch earthbound elements of our soul, but it sure ain’t just the five senses. And listing the five senses does nothing to advance our understanding of love. The points about mystery and intimacy range from the pretentious (“Myths and icons — a reference library of the heart”) to the true-but-well-known (“Passion — to energise the relationship”). This “recipe for love” does not fulfill the promise of transforming business with “new emotions and new ideas,” especially since his lead example of a company that does this well is Starbucks. (Hugh Macleod usefully contrasts this with this.)

The more I read, the less I like it. Is the Lovelinks approach better than having to listen to the same tagline 563 times while I’m on hold? Absolutely. Is it still about manipulating me? Yup.

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November 27, 2004

Technorati bookmarklet

Technorati (disclosure) has a beta of a bookmarklet that will show you what the blogs Technorati indexes (all 4.7M of them) are saying about the page you’re on. It’s a painless way to expand your bloguniverse, not to mention the endless, both-hands-on-the-keyboard masturbatory ego surfing! (Dave Sifry of Technorati refers to it as a favlet, which may be different than a bookmarklet, except like a bookmarklet, it sits in your bookmarks and excutes a teensy bit of code whenever you select it.) (Found via Joi.)

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Bo ke

“Bo ke” is a Chinese neologism for “blogger.” New Scientist has a fascinating article by Xiao Qiang about the growth and importance of blogs in the Middle Kingdom. Snippet:

Blogs play an important role in republishing and spreading information as quickly as it is banned from official websites. One example of this played out in September when China’s most influential bulletin board, Yitahutu, was closed down by the net police…

After the closure, all the major university bulletin boards were instructed to delete any discussion of the event. Even the name of the site was censored from Chinese search engines.

But the net police found it much harder to purge discussion of Yitahutu’s closure in the blogosphere. Bloggers are quick to find euphemisms so that they can continue conversation despite keyword filtering…

Lots more great info.

[Thanks to Scott Feldstein for the link.]

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Social danah

I’m enjoying danah boyd’s articles over at Operating Manual for Social Tools. The new one is on why we bother telling a social networking tool who our friends are. (I’m blogging there, too. See the disclosure statement.)

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How comment spam doesn’t work

Would you please allow me to be dumb in public? Again? Thank you.

I use Movable Type and have yet to upgrade from 2.66, but I ask the following not only for practical reasons. I want to know how comment spam works.

A few months ago, I tried installing some cgi stuff that was supposed to generate a graphic of random numbers embedded in swirly shapes; if you didn’t enter those numbers into a box on the comment form, your comment would be rejected. But I couldn’t get the graphics library installed correctly, so it didn’t work and uninstalled it.

No, I’m not looking for help installing the graphics library. I want to understand why it wouldn’t work simply to ask commenters to type any particular string – the same for everyone – into a box on the comment form and then reject any submissions that leave that box blank. In fact, why would I even have to make people type in a number? Why not just set a hidden value in the form? Do comment spammers actually note the parameters embedded in the <form> or do they simply find the address of an MT blog entry and assume that all MT comment pages use the same paramater names and values? Or am I way off in my understanding?

I tried experimenting with this yesterday, adding code to comments.pm to have it look for an extra parameter, which would explain why if you tried posting a comment on my site yesterday afternoon you got back intense mounds of gibberish.

(Note to self: Possible new Joho tagline: Generating intense mounds of gibberish since 1999.)

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Half shot of espresso

According to Luca de Biase, whom I got to hang out with at the Microsoft Search Schmoozefest, L’espresso ran an interview with me. It’s off the home page and I can’t find it, but it’s a pay site anyway. Besides, Luca has run the text of the interview, in Italian. (Apparenty, my Italian is fluent, although since I don’t read Italian, I can’t confirm that fact.)

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November 25, 2004

Gone for Thanksgiving

I’m at my sister’s, eating everything except the turkey, and removing the passenger seat from our car to see if we can mop up the half gallon of milk we spilled last week. Ah, tradition!

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November 24, 2004

BlogExplosion

I’m trying out BlogExplosion, a free service designed to build traffic on your site. Click on a button on the site and it sends you to one of its member’s sites. For every two sites you visit, it sends one member to your site. I’m doing it primarily as an experiment in structured random browsing.

This could be a really cool service if it were more heavily international than my first handful of clicks indicates…

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Dec. 1 discussion at the Berkman

Here’s the topic for the next discussion I’m leading at the Berkman Center:

What’s ours on the Net?

Put aside for the moment question of what’s legally ours on the Net. Instead, consider what’s ours in a less explicit and less rigorous sense. Google feels like ours (even though it legally belongs to its shareholders) while Microsoft’s new search site feels like theirs. Weblogs feel like their ours while online columns do not. The Mac feels like it’s ours while Dell computers do not. Craigslist feels like it’s ours while newspaper classified ads and Monster.com feel like theirs. In fact, many of us feel and act as if downloaded mp3s were ours. Is this sense of “ours” an illusion? Is it a temporary artifact that will vanish in months or years? What makes something that’s not legally ours still feel that way, on the Web or off? And does this provide a way of figuring out why many of us feel so passionately about the load of bits we call the Net?

It’s 6-7:15 on Wednesday, December 1, at the Berkman Center on Mass. Ave in Cambridge. Pizza shall be served.

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November 23, 2004

Edelblog

News flash! Head flack at largest indie flack shop blogs without flacking! Um, I mean Richard Edelman, head of the world’s largest independent PR company, has started blogging and it’s not overtly about Edelman PR. In fact, Richard’s entries so far tend towards the long-form, serious and reflective, sometimes about his industry but also about his avocation (he’s a Civil War buff) and his family history. It’ll be interesting to see how this particular intersection of PR and bloggery evolves as the PR industry tries to figure out what it’s going to become in an age impatient with spin and mediated connections.

My $0.02 for Richard: 1. Add a blogroll. 2. Put multiple stories on a page. 3. Write more often, maybe including shorter bits. 4. Get some other Edelman voices online. 5. It’s good! Keep it up!

[Disclosure: I've done a little work for Edelman PR and know Richard a bit.]

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