Buffettster Rupert Holmester – Personality Profile
Posted on:: November 26th, 2005
| If you like pina coladas | They’re a bit too much like an alcoholic milkshake, but sometimes they’re ok. |
| And getting caught in the rain | Not really. |
| If you’re not into yoga | I’m not. |
| If you have half a brain | ?? If I have a whole brain, does that mean I have a half a brain? Or do some people who really have had half their brain removed register on this site? Ambiguous question. |
| If you like making love at midnight | I’m not so much into the scheduled sex thing |
| In the dunes on the Cape | If I get caught at it again, they say there will be “serious consequences,” which I think will get me on the sex offenders registery, so I’m going to have to say no to this one. |
| Additional comments: | This form isn’t very specific. How about asking about pets or sports or something? |
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Umm, that’s not Jimmy Buffett – it Rupert Holmes.
Aha! That’s why I had so much trouble googling the lyrics!
I guess I have to hand back my parrothead shot glass now.
(Thanks, Jonathan.)
I knew it wasn’t Jimmy Buffett but also had trouble Googling the lyrics: “If you like Bean Enchildas”
i am an idiot and i am lead by richard simmons