Comments on: Daily (Intermittent) Open-Ended Puzzle (DOEP): The triple negation of butter

By: mark larson |

mark larson | — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:03:05 +0000

[...] often buy “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” despite its awful name and soul-withering chemical composition. Even the product’s [...]

By: Michael

Michael — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:50:37 +0000

How about:

“I can’t believe it’s got 35 less calories from fat per serving than Original I can’t believe it’s not butter”

By: Notebulb

Notebulb — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:38:53 +0000

A potentiality for butter exists in a state of indeterminacy. Belief is extraneous: It is or is not butter, wheter or not you believe it to be so.

By: dave

dave — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:33:02 +0000

If you can’t believe that I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter is not butter, then you probably won’t believe that I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Light is also not butter.

By: Dan

Dan — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:39:11 +0000

There is No Butter.

By: Alice

Alice — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:05:21 +0000

Now I know better than to not believe it’s not butter!

By: Kevin Marks

Kevin Marks — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 22:44:24 +0000

I couldn’t believe it wasn’t butter until I tried melting it…
or
I can’t believe it’s not toxic

By: Crawford

Crawford — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 22:29:09 +0000

I can’t believe I just read all the way to the end of this thread

By: Sharon

Sharon — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 22:28:16 +0000

Hilarious! But I think Wray Cummings should win for ‘I can believe it’s not butter’ Simple. Perfect :-)

(found via Twitter)

By: John

John — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:42:24 +0000

F**k me, its margarine!