Comments on: Daily (intermittent) Open Ended Puzzle: Top Ten Reasons Palin Cancels Debate

By: David Malloy

David Malloy — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:32:37 +0000

Her daughter Willow needs an emergency c-section and the “baby” doesn’t make it.

By: Adam Fields

Adam Fields — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:16:00 +0000

- Could not figure out how to pronounce “Biden”.

- Too busy preparing for that heartbeat thing everyone’s been talking about.

- Standing on line waiting for new Macbook Pros.

By: Dissonantcognition

Dissonantcognition — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:11:35 +0000

1 – Has to cook the last of the Moose before it goes bad
2 – Has to help her daughter complete her Walmart bridal registry application
3 – Caribou season opens on Wednesday
4 – Just learned that Washington University does not have a degree program in Intelligent Design
5 – It’s the last day of baby seal clubbing season

By: texasfemden

texasfemden — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 19:48:23 +0000

Was subpoenaed to appear at trooper-gate trial the day of the debate

Fell out of the helicopter while aerial hunting wolves back home in the tundra

By: Andy Weinberger (Yes, I am related)

Andy Weinberger (Yes, I am related) — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 19:26:44 +0000

Yours are funnier, as expected, and I couldn’t make it to ten.

Humorous:

1-Russian trawler spotted too close to Alaska shore requiring her to return home for the emergency.

2-Sister injured by estranged State Police husband

3-Books to be added to library and she has to review titles

4-Husband enters a snow machine race unexpectedly and she has to cheer

By: Heidi

Heidi — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 15:26:30 +0000

Has to plan daughter’s shotgun wedding