Just for fun:
JonJGman has updated his profile photo.
JonJGman thinks his profile photo makes him look boring.
JonJGman has put a yellow background in his profile photo.
JonJGman thinks the yellow background makes his skin look waxy, almost cadaverous.
JonJGman has superimposed “Madame Toussault’s” on his background photo so maybe you’ll think he looks waxy because they’ve made a statue of him.
JonJGman has run the spell checker on “Madam Toussault’s.”
JonJGman has changed the background so he’s now standing in front of the Grand Canyon.
JonJGman can’t figure out how to get “Madam Tossaud’s” erased from the sky over the Grand Canyon.
JonJGman has run the spellchecker on “Madam Tossaud’s” and definitely thinks he’s getting closer.
JonJGman has never been to the Grand Canyon and besides it looks like’s standing in front of a photo of the Grand Canyon with the words “Madam Tussauds” mysteriously in the sky, so he’s thinking about going back to his original photo.
JonJGman can’t find his original profile photo.
JonJGman has accidentally deleted his Trash folder.
JonJGman has downloaded a copy of his Waxy Dead Person Standing in Front of a Picture of the Grand Canyon with “Madame Tussault’s” Still Misspelled in the Skies photo.
JonJGman has decided to brighten his teeth in his profile photo.
JonJGman now has a bright pink, waxy nose in his profile photo.
JonJGman wishes to inform his friends that it’s only due to an incompetent attempt to darken the bright tip of his waxy nose that he now looks like suffers from stage 3 leprosy.
JonJGman has accidentally uploaded a photo of Anthony Weiner’s tumescent underpants that he honestly didn’t even know that he had, as his profile photo.
JonJGman’s new profile photo is Default Avatar #23.
JonJGman randomly chose Default Avatar #23 without realizing that it depicts a pink kitty that is at best age-inappropriate and, as a replacement for the Weiner Party in His Pants photo, is actually pretty creepy.
JonJGman wishes to apologize to his friends for not realizing that they were being notified about every step in this personal odyssey.
JonJGman has now changed his name to JakeTheBear325 and hopes to begin again fresh.
JakeTheBear325 has changed his profile photo.