Joho the Blog
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Joho the Blog... home of the counter-intuitive factoid. "I'll take door number 3, Monty... and the Moose I rode in on."

When I lived in Alaska for a summer that was some serious shit. They kept a count of how many people had been killed by moose.

Have you ever seen a moose? THEY ARE HUGE! It would be like hitting a draft horse with horns.

The best thing about Alaska? They take the moose carcass and redistribute the meat to poor people who sign up for the Moose Kill list.

Heh.

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I would have imagined that there would be far more moose fatalities. I mean, moose are higher and bigger; if you hit a moose, all you do is take out its legs, which still leaves the bulk of the 1,500 pound animal intact and headed straight towards the passenger compartment, whereas deer are smaller and lower and would get their impact absorbed by the engine compartment.

Another perfect theory ruined by inconvient facts.

Lot of 4x4s in Alaska which typically sit higher. So it would strike the moose more center of mass. Or at least thats my story and I'm sticking with it.

Is this your sly way of joining the Integrity Authenticity Transparency bloggers in their war against such pseudo blogs as the talking moose of horrid Moosetopia blog?

If so, you are really funny and wise.

If not, why not?

Look, I screwed this up. I posted it in a hurry and then ran for a taxi to a plane. I realized my errorr as I was in the terminal. Somehow, the America West for-pay wifi let me pick up email and do IM but not browse, so I couldn't fix it.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I should never be left alone with a fact again.

You screwed up by hitting the wrong mammal?

Of course not, unless you were trying to bring it to an end.

The animal, that is.