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Losing 22-0 to the Cardinals in the bottom of the fourth, the Cubs are saved when a sudden storm dropped 8 inches of rain in two hours on Wrigley Field, making the field unplayable and wiping out the game and statistics.

"Deluge ex machina," Page 6 of The New York Post:

Seems a certain Cluetrain author left his Palm Pilot at a Pret a Manger on 42nd Street, just off Lex. He was on his way to a conference to present his talk entitled, "I never meta data I didn't like."

It just so happens this device was found to contain the user IDs and passwords for a number of "progressive" online sites. These sites were deluged with traffic after the PDA's contents were Slashdotted.

Latin heart throb Enrique "Mas Macho" Cojones, ex-lead singer of the Latin Rap group "Machina" was rushed to the hospital today after a a sleding while vacationing.

Enrique had slipped off his "luge", a small sled, and hit a retaining wall and was impaled upon the sled. A team of doctors expect to remove the device surgically from the Ex Machina singer later today.

Photographs of the impaled singer are being downloaded from the internet is record numbers
from Enriques' blog at mas_macho_cojones.com

Latin heart throb Enrique "Mas Macho" Cojones, ex-lead singer of the Latin Rap group "Machina" was rushed to the hospital today after a a sleding while vacationing.

Enrique had slipped off his "luge", a small sled, and hit a retaining wall and was impaled upon the sled. A team of doctors expect to remove the device surgically from the Ex Machina singer later today.

Photographs of the impaled singer are being downloaded from the internet is record numbers
from Enriques' blog at mas_macho_cojones.com