| On reading the reviews of Snakes on a Plane
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They spake so plain,
of the stakes to gain.
Rakes of pain?
Flakes of murrain?
Complain of a migraine?
Inane to the brain?
Or parfait by the Seine?
A rain of champagne?
Playin' with sugar cane?
Wayans' amazin'?
Stay in a Days Inn?
Charlemagne of Acquitaine?
The main pain?
Sustain three motherf***ing quatrains.
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Posted
by D. Weinberger at August 18, 2006 08:56 PM
Comments
Great go at the quatraines
don't brake for no snakes
this ain't no fake praise.
...deserves an A+.
Posted by: Michael Parekh | August 18, 2006 09:29 PM
Existence's bain,
Snakes raisin' Cain.
You're such a pain
to be so vain
after guzzling grain
to take Lady Jane
her bod to profane
while love you feign
though in the main
her rep you'll stain
tho' pleasure you'll gain
by slipping your snake
into her fruited plane.
Posted by: Jay Cross | August 19, 2006 12:55 AM