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August 09, 2007

Sign of the Apocalypse #4253

The box of the HP Photosmart R847 digital camera advertises that it's "A powerful, easy-to-use 8-MP camera with pet-eye fix and slimming feature."

Yes, the camera removes the "white eye" that steals all our love for our pets, and lets us shave off those extra pounds that steal all our love for our loved ones.

These are the features that sell cameras? We are doomed.

Pretty nice little camera, though.

Posted by D. Weinberger at August 9, 2007 06:17 PM

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