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July 23, 2010

These are Whitney’s hands. These are Whitney’s hands on drugs

The National Enquirer, which thinks it’s about time it was given a Pulitzer, this week (July 26) blares from its front page “Whitney’s $6,300 a Week Drug Habit.” The story inside tells us that Whitney’s addicted not only to drugs but to eating. And they’ve got the photo to prove it:

As my brother Andy pointed out when he saw me reading it, the least of Whitney Houston’s problems is that she’s over-eating. She really ought to see someone about that extra hand of hers.