Joho the Blog » shrub http://www.hyperorg.com/blogger Let's just see what happens Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:48:22 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Dear Internet: Please help me kill this bush http://www.hyperorg.com/blogger/2013/05/28/dear-internet-please-help-me-kill-this-bush/ http://www.hyperorg.com/blogger/2013/05/28/dear-internet-please-help-me-kill-this-bush/#comments Tue, 28 May 2013 23:14:38 +0000 davidw http://www.hyperorg.com/blogger/?p=12897 This fall I followed the Internet’s instructions on how to cut back the giant shrub of ugliness that’s been occupying the strip that divides our front yard from our neighbor’s. Alas, the Internet lied, and the bush has not sprouted new leaves where I cut it back past its thin margin of green. Oops.

nullsideways view of shrub

That’s ok because I hate that !@#$@ing shrub and would be happy to be rid of it. Unfortunately, as you can see, it consists of sticks that have buried their gnarled fingers deep into the earth.

shrub full on

Dear Internet, how do I get rid of the thing so that I can plant something more humble and subservient?

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