Headline Announces First Best Fastest Most Expensive Web-Based Enterprise Scalable System to
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What's new in this announcement High-end error management software now available for web deployment
What's really new We've re-released the previous version but have added a browser front-end hack. (But you can't upload files from your desktop!)
Buzz word compliance Knowledge management, portals, web-based, Java, 1:1, disintermediation, Y2K, XML, scalable, enterprise
Quote from CEO said "We are delighted to announce the first truly enterprise-scale, web-enabled snafu management system that will enable our customers to achieve competitive advantage while also maintaining breakthrough return on investment (ROI) while lowering costs and increasing
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Customer quote MyCo's new snafu-management system provides Custco with the mix of scalabiity, web-enablement and affordability that is a breakthrough in the industry. We look forward to receiving the beta copy and actually trying it when
How many customers we had to ask in order to get this quote 3 10 11-49 50-99 More than 100
Analyst quote , a senior analyst with Gartner Group Forrester Researcfh IDC Zona META said: Snafu management is an emerging that our research shows will be of enterprise-class value for strategic enterprises that are engaging in strategic, web-based enterprise strategies on the Web and emerging strategic
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Boilerplate MyCo is the leading industry supplier of snafu management software and solutions. MyCo's products enable companies to manage their snafus, errors, mistakes and bloopers, bringing competitive value and strategic assets in an increasingly
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We don't stand by any of the above Any statement about the future is just a guess Just joking! There's no point in suing us since we're just about out of money anyway