Frequently Asked Questions
I'm not kidding!
How are you?
Just fine, thanks.
Not's much. What's up with you?
How do you spell that?
[Spell your name and/or address]
Do you have a bathroom I can use?
Are there any specials?
Yes, they're written on the chalkboard over there.
Are you done with this?
Yes, I was just going to put it away.
Do you mind if I use one of these pennies?
That's what they're there for.
How do I get Windows to _____?
Easy. First you're going to have reinstall it.
Is this seat taken?
No, help yourself.
Do you want some fresh ground parmesan with that?
Would you mind not doing that? It drives me crazy.
Is that a zero or the letter "O"?
The letter "O".
Did you, um, you know...?
What's up with her/him?
I haven't the slightest idea. S/he's been like that all day.
Are you kidding?
No, it's the truth. Really!
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