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December 31, 2006

 

DOEP (Daily Open-Ended Puzzle) (intermittent): Democratic report card

The Democratic Congressional Committee has posted a report card you can fill in. (Thanks for the link, Chip.) It’s a pretty bland set of questions. So, what questions would you add?

For example:

How can the Democrats show they’re as strong on terrorism as the Republicans?
a. Have Howard Dean eat Saddam Hussein’s liver on TV.
b. Reveal that Hillary served as a Navy SEAL for four years.
c. Require the candidates to work the word “pussy” into their stump speeches.
d. Prosecute more teenagers for downloading music.

What phrase would you prefer the Democrats use instead of “surge”?
a. Squander.
b. Operation Incapable of Learning.

What strategy is most likely to lead to a Democratic victory in the 2008 Presidential elections?
a. Run a campaign exactly like John Kerry’s but just 4% better this time.
b. Find a charismatic younger person, perhaps from a mixed racial background, who energizes masses of eligible non-voters with a message of hope.
c. Learn how to program electronic voting machines.

Should we impeach the bastard?
a. Yes.
b. And how!
c. And his little dog, too!

[Tags: doep puzzle politics humor]

Tagged with: humor • politics • puzzles Date: December 31st, 2006

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Miscellaneous Hamlet

One of the chapters of Everything is Miscellaneous uses Hamlet as its example of the difficulty of specifying—and thus providing a unique ID for—a book. There are three established editions of the play, so when you want to point to Hamlet, which one do you point to? Not to mention the various publishers, editions, and versions, from large print to translations to ones with modern spellings to parodies to coloring books. It’s a big stinking problem that cannot be solved once and for all with precision because Hamlet is a cloud, although projects such as the OCLC’s xISBN and LibraryThing’s thingISBN try to solve it with an acknowledged degree of fuzziness..

I’ve been reading Ron Rosenbaum’s The Shakespeare Wars and enjoying it despite his incredibly annoying quirk of turning dependent clauses. Into independent clauses. That distract the reader unnecessarily. Why, Ron, why? And what were his editors thinking? Anyway, the first part is a detailed account of the battles among scholars over the editing and significance of the three early editions of Hamlet. Rosenbaum clearly likes Ann Thompson’s approach of publishing an edition with all three. But her publishers, Arden, at first were reluctant because it would turn it into a 1,000-page volume too expensive for undergrads. She came up with the clever idea of publishing a heavily footnoted volume of the Good Quarto and a second volume containing the other two. Rosenbaum admits that this requires more work from the reader than would a single finished document that does not acknowledge that Hamlet is not a single, canonical work, but, he says, that sort of reader engagement is a good thing. (See pages 75-83 in Rosenbaum wrt Thompson.)

Back when I worked at Interleaf, we introduced a feature we called “effectivity,” a term taken from the airplane manufacturing industry, I believe. Intereleaf had an object-oriented tech doc word processor. Every element of any doc could be tagged with a term and a value. You could specify which elements were in effect and the system would instantly recompose the doc to meet those specs. So, you might tag a repair procedure with the model number of the unit it repairs and be able to dynamically assemble the repair documentation for an airplane based on the model numbers of the units that composed it. Back in 1990, this was a new idea and a very big deal. We called the documents we produced “active documents,” but today we’d call them “a Web page.”

So, when we’re routinely publishing books digitally rather than on paper, we still won’t have a single Hamlet, but we’ll be able to manage the Hamlet cloud in way that does justice to the work and to our interests.

Books will become playlist. [Tags:everything_is_miscellaneous books hamlet publishing taxonomy libraries]

Tagged with: everythingIsMiscellaneous • taxonomy Date: December 31st, 2006

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December 30, 2006

 

The Vista suicide note

This has been going around, but it’s important: Peter Gutmann explains how radically Vista has been architected to protect Hollywood’s content, incurring “considerable costs in terms of system performance, system stability, technical support overhead, and hardware and software cost. ” His “executive executive summary” reads: “The Vista Content Protection specification could very well constitute the longest suicide note in history.” We can only hope.

Pardon me while I state what’s been dead obvious for years now: Microsoft wants to be—is—in the entertainment business. Microsoft thinks it will win if it can be the preferred player of Hollywood content. So, to persuade Hollywood (and other Big Content providers) to offer their goods in Microsoft proprietary formats, thus locking the audience into the MS platform, Microsoft has spent billions of dollars devising the uncrackable platform. If that means turning your PC into a player rather than a computer, so be it. Vista is all about protecting Hollywood from its audience, even if that means degrading the utility and performance of the PC that runs Vista.

Oh, and Vista also has some eye-candy…like the treats the vet gives your dog to distract it as she wields the scalpel.

Happy freaking new year. Grumble grumble…

[Tags: microsoft vista drm copyright copyleft hollywood peter_gutmann ]

Tagged with: digital rights Date: December 30th, 2006

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Harold Feld and others on the AT&T Net Neutrality decision

I find the FCC’s decision very hard to parse, but fortunately there are a whole bunch of wicked smart people on the Web to help. (I hesitate to point out that “wicked” is New Englandese for “very,” since these folks are the opposite of wicked in the Wizard of Oz sense.) In fact, Harold Feld points to a whole bunch of them in his careful consideration of what this decision means. Harold would rather that the FCC had rejected the merger, but, he writes:

But we have gained three very significant things:

1) A clear definition of network neutrality that covers the transport chain from the backbone to the final residential end user.Forgive language that would get me an FCC fine, but that’s fucking huge. A number of us have been very worried about the vertical integration of

backbone and residential delivery, and having a definition that covers this issue, one that could be ported into federal legislation, isenormous.

2) Network neutrality will apply to WiMax point to point. This breaks the wireless barrier. We have established that ANY non-mobile platform,regardless of medium of transmission, can be and should be subject to network neutrality. Again, that’s fucking huge.

3) We just took the biggest, baddest player on the block, the most defiant anti-NN company, and made them cry uncle in public. As Matt Stoller explains, we have made Ed Whitacre and his chorus of industry shills eat their words that we can’t define net neutrality or come up with a way to “regulate” the network that doesn’t create impossibly large costs of service or prevent companies from making money. AT&T can hardly turn around an yelp about how accepting net neutrality makes it impossible to do profitable build outs when they just agreed to both net neutrality and universal deployment of broadband. When the telcos and cable cos try to trot out their tired arguments in the next Congress, they will have to explain why the great spokeman for that argument, good old Ed “no using my pipes for free” Whitacre, has shown by his actions that net neutrality and unviersal affordable bradband can happily coexist.

For other views: Tim Karr, Tim Wu, Matt Stoller, Susan Crawford, Jeff Pulver, David Burstein and David Isenberg. In fact, here’s Isenberg summing up:

So, in summary, we have a service, U-verse, that is exempt from Network Neutrality (and specifically, that is exempt from the “Freedom (or entitlement) to attach legal devices of our choosing,” AND we have the customer’s set top box exempt from the scope of the agreement, we have provided AT&T/BS the means to render the proposed Network Neutrality condition on the merger violable, and, if Susan’s interpretation of U-verse is correct, so weak as to be meaningless. Unless, of course, the telco is a good guy, obeys the spirit of the agreement, and would never use the loopholes it engineered into the agreement against the agreement’s spirit.

The agreement is, indeed, a great victory. We just need a few words fixed. How about removing the IPTV restriction, for starters. Or including the customer premises device in the Network Neutrality provisions, so we can, truly, attach any legal device.

[Tags: net_neutrality harold_feld fcc david_isenberg ]

Tagged with: digital rights Date: December 30th, 2006

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Jimmy Guterman blogs again

Jimmy Guterman—author, editor, music producer—is back in the blogging seat… [Tags: jimmy_guterman]

Tagged with: blogs Date: December 30th, 2006

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WGBH goes miscellaneous

The WGBH Lab lets anyone download and mash video clips from their archive. And they’ll air and post some of the results. The clips whose rights have been cleared (now licensed via Creative Commons) are here. Click on the categories and you’ll find some pretty cool videos, including of Martin Luther King and the civil rights movement, scientifical animations, and ants eating a caterpillar.

[Tags: wgbh mashups everything_is_miscellaneous web2.0 creative_commons ]

Tagged with: digital culture • digital rights • entertainment • everythingIsMiscellaneous Date: December 30th, 2006

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Berninger’s Communication Imperative

Daniel Berninger has produced a paper calling for an “Internet Renaissance” by 2010. The idea is that while the printing press brought about the Renaissance (maybe it’d be closer to say it enabled the Enlightenment), the Internet, which is as transformative, has not brought about the equivalent flowering. Dan attributes this to a clash of imperatives: To communicate or to coerce. The old power structure is all about coercion. We need to put our backs behind the communication imperative, says Dan, expanding the Internet’s reach (getting to the next billion means reaching those who make $2 a day, he says) and preserving its openness.

The paper will be a red flag for the Internet pessimists (who view themselves as realists, but I refuse to concede reality to them), but I like its overall framing: We should be working towards something as important as the Renaissance, because the Net gives us that opportunity. And I agree with Dan that it doesn’t mean we can just sit back and enjoy the great art, economic boom and global peace that’s sure to come. There’s lots of work to do. We’re just at the beginning. In fact, as I’ve said before, we’re at a crossroads where we can choose the Enlightenment or a new Dark Ages… [Tags: daniel_berninger ]

Tagged with: digital culture Date: December 30th, 2006

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Bill K’s high fiber photography

Good luck for 2007



Bill K has posted this obscene photo of beans as way of wishing us all a “happy, healthy and high-fibre 2007.” It’s almost enough to get me back eating meat.

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December 29, 2006

 

AT&T defines Net Neutrality…and introduces loophole

Part of this story is easy: AT&T came up with a pretty good and serviceable definition of Net neutrality when it had to in order to get a merger through:

AT&T/BellSouth also commits that it will maintain a neutral network and neutral routing in its wireline broadband Internet access service. This’ commitment shall be satisfied by AT&T/BellSouth’s agreement not to provide or to sell to Internet content, application, or service providers, including those affiliated with AT&T/BellSouth, any service that privileges, degrades or prioritizes any packet transmitted over AT&T/BellSouth’s wireline broadband Internet access service based on its source, ownership or destination.

This is a big win. BUT there is apparently a major loophole further down in the proposal. See David Isenberg, Susan Crawford and David Burstein for the details… [Tags: net_neutrality david_isenberg at&t susan_crawford davie_burstein fcc ]

Tagged with: digital rights • politics Date: December 29th, 2006

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Jon Udell interviews Paul English

Jon has a podcast interview of Paul English, my old friend and erstwhile partner, about treating customers with the dignity we deserve. Paul is endlessly inventive and good-hearted, as well as being wicked smart.

(Don’t forget to see the video my daughter’s production company did for Paul’s GetHuman.com site. Leah is now a senior at Emerson College. And, yes, that middle aged man in it does look suspiciously like me.) [Tags: paul_english customer_relations marketing business jon_udell leah_weinberger videos podcast ]

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metadata + reality = politics

The US Food and Drug Administration has decided tentatively that meat and milk from cloned animals are the same as from normal animals, so it is not going to require those products to carry special labels.

Too bad.

It’s not that I think cloned food is dangerous. I’m not a scientist, but I believe them, and from what I can see—and, I haven’t looked into this at all, so the following opinion is worth less than the time it’s taking you to read it—cloned food is safe. But that’s not the point. I’d still like the labels to note that the animals were cloned because more metadata is always good. If people don’t want to eat clones for whatever reason, they should be enabled to make that choice. In fact, we’d be better off with full access to the information about what we’re purchasing. Where was the cow raised? What was it fed? What was its weight? What was its body fat ratio? How old was it? Did it get to roam free? Did it have a sweet smile? What was its sign? We’re better off being able to access it all, no matter how farfetched.

But, because of the nature of non-digital reality, taking up label space with a notice that the meat is cloned would itself be metadata indicating that the government thinks such information is worth noting. Metadata in the physical world is a zero sum game.

And that means not only is it true that (as Clay Shirky says) “metadata are worldview,” physical labels are politics. We are forced to make value-driven decisions by the constraints of the physical (labels take up valuable space), the biological (human eyes require fonts to be sized above a certain minimum) and the economic (it is not feasible to attach an almanac of information to every chicken wing). But online, all those limit go away…

…except for the economic. It would be expensive to do a cholesterol count for every slaughtered cow (assuming that cows have cholesterol) simply to gather information that so far nobody cares about, but there’s plenty of information that we’re gathering anyway or for which there is predictable interest—e.g., cloning—that we could make available online (via a unique identifier for each slab of flesh). There would still be politics in the decision about which information to put into the extended set, but it would be a more inclusive, bigger tent, allowing customers to decide according to their own cockamamie values.

And isn’t cockamamie consumerism what democracy is all about? [Tags: everything_is_miscellaneous taxonomy metadata clay_shirky cloning ]

Tagged with: everythingIsMiscellaneous • taxonomy Date: December 29th, 2006

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December 28, 2006

 

A moron sizes an iframe to its contents

I know my blogroll is suffering from link rot, so during this holiday interstice, I decided I’d finally get around to fixing it up. But first, to make it super-easy, I decided to put it into an iframe, an html widget that pulls in content from another file. That way I could simply edit a simple file and do so simply, without having to go into the Movable Type template editor. (Yes, I looked at one of the MT plugins, but it requires MT v3.3, and upgrading to v3.2 is a lot like installing 3.3, which I am certain I will screw up.)

So, today I’ve spent several simple hours trying to figure out how to get an iframe to size to its contents. It’s more complex than I can handle. PartMost of the problem is my own vagueness about how the object model works. For example, in the many solutions I found via Google, I’m never quite sure whether the code goes in the container document or the contents document. So, I try both. Every possible freaking variation. Some of the problem is that the object model is so rich with possibilities. Some of the problem is that there are differences among the browsers, so you first have to ask politely (and programmatically) which browser is in use and then provide the appropriate function. And part of it is that it’s too damn hard.

So, I’m giving up for now. And, believe it or not, I’m consoling myself by going back to the chief object of frustration in my life: MythTV.

I just love the holidays, don’t you? [Tags: iframe holidays html javascript I_am_an_idiot reasons_to_drink]

Tagged with: tech • whines Date: December 28th, 2006

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December 27, 2006

 

Computer Gaming World goes meta

Computer Gaming World after many years has dropped its numeric reviews. Instead it reviews in prose. But, probably in response to reader complaints, it has recently re-introduced numeric reviews…just not its own. Reviews now include the numeric reviews given by other other publications. Thus does CGW climb the meta-tree, aggregating information even from competitors. [Tags: everything_is_miscellaneous metabusiness reviews computer_gaming_world ]

Tagged with: everythingIsMiscellaneous Date: December 27th, 2006

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Mystical placebo

Discover magazine in its year-end round up reports on an experiment done by Roland Griffiths at Johns Hopkins (covered here in New Scientist) in which he gave 36 patients either psilocybin or Ritalin. They were told they’d be getting an hallucinogen but not in which of two or three sessions they’d receive it. More than 60% of the essence-of-mescalin eaters reported having a mystical experience, while only 11% of the Ritalin consumers achieved mystical one-ness. Thus, the experiment concludes there’s truth to the common idea that mescalin helps you get your mystic on. But, says Griffiths, you should not try this at home because psilocybin can also cause schizophrenia. (Ah, remember in the ’60s when schizophrenia was just another lifestyle choice?)

All that’s fine, but isn’t the fact that a full 11% of the people taking Ritalin had a mystical experience the interesting result of this experiment?


Just for the record, whatever that is, I took mescalin a few times in college and shortly thereafter. I had a mysticalish experience, but it felt more like “This is what a mystical experience would be like, if I were actually to have one.” Interesting, but not worth the potential damage. But, it was The Sixties, so it was pretty much required.

(Ah, remember the ’60s when we were all required to be nonconformists?)

[Tags: mysticism religion drugs mescalin psilocybin sixties shrooms ritalin]

Tagged with: culture Date: December 27th, 2006

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Steve Garfield’s mom on blogging

Steve Garfield, video blogging pioneer, reports that his mother was on TV recently talking about how blogging has improved her life. Millie Garfield’s blog is My Mom’s Blog. Her series of videos, “I Can’t Open It,” ought to be required viewing by any container manufacturer. [Tags: steve_garfield millie_garfield blogging ]

Tagged with: blogs • marketing Date: December 27th, 2006

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December 26, 2006

 

David Mamet: Too smart for his characters

Good lord I’m tired of David Mamet.

Last night, we rented Edmond because I’d read that it was a taut, twisty, noir-ish thriller that didn’t suffer from the flaws of later Mamet. Or at least that’s what dripped into my brain pan from some reviews I read.

Wrong.

As usual, his characters speak in an unnatural rhythm, repeating endlessly. They are all little people struggling with the author’s big ideas, but the author thinks his characters are too little to be having ideas as big as his, so invents a form of speech uttered by no actual people ever. As the anti-hero, William H. Macy, moves through his existential (= inexplicable) crisis, we learn that nothing motivates him except the scriptwriter’s desire to be deep. As for the acting, it was hard to tell if it sucked because of the direction or because the script is impossible to speak convincingly. It was painful to watch good actors (and Denise Richards) stuck with those words to say.

Glengarry Glen Ross was the one good movie for which Mamet was the sole script writer, and, while there’s more to like in it than in the rest of his catalog—the plot has a surprise, sort of—it too has a condescending view of Ordinary Folks that thinks they need to be elevated into capital letters by speaking in an unnatural patois. Glengarry Glen Ross has one great role in it (the boss, played by Alec Baldwin in the movie) and a whole bunch of great actors struggling to escape the didactic machine.

Not that Mamet does mechanisms well. House of Games and The Spanish Prisoner are both complex, box-within-a-box, hoax-and-fraud movies that get your head spinning until you think there is no possible way Mamet is going to be able to resolve all the pieces, and then everyone gets run over by a truck. Feh.

The movie scripts that he’s done that are not Mamety are surprisingly conventional and not very interesting: The Postman Always Rings Twice, We’re No Angels, The Untouchables, The Verdict, Hoffa, Ronin, Hannibal. Vanya on 42nd Street I actually liked, but was cowritten with Andre Gregory. But now it’s time for me to learn my lesson: If David Mamet is the only writer and it is reviewed as a David Mamet film, I’m not going. Unless I hear it’s really good. Because I am a fool.

By the way, as William H. Macy entered the screen in Edmond, I said out loud that I’ve seen Macy’s butt in more movies than I’ve seen the butt of any other actor or actress. “Please,” I said, “let this movie be free of Macy-butt.” But even that prayer went unanswered.

(Note: It is possible that your opinion is different than mine.) [Tags: david_mamet movies reviews edmond]

Tagged with: entertainment Date: December 26th, 2006

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December 25, 2006

 

I know it’s your day, but…

…it’s also Christmastime for the Jews. [Tags: christmas robert_smigel video humor]

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December 24, 2006

 

Beatles miscellanized

I’m listening to Love, the Beatles mashup by George Martin and his son.

Yes, it’s part stunt. The Beatles left such a rich selection of song styles and pieces that you can create a version of “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” without a dominant guitar. But the CD is also an act of love that makes that song—which I always found slightly embarrassingly George-ish—more lovely than the original. The Martins often reveal an essence of melody, harmony, voice, meaning or mood. (Keep in mind that I am a sentimental Beatles fool. They were our music in a way that my children have yet to find for themselves.)

The first track is a version of “Because” rendered less sentimental by highlighting the beautiful vocal work. The second track, “Get Back,” is fun. But the third track, “Glass Onion” overwhelmed me. It pulls together many pieces, most recognizable if not actually familiar. Each of the parts is so resonant that it sank me into the feelings those songs had engendered. No, not feelings. Meanings. What the songs meant to me.

This is the part of what I’ve been calling the “miscellaneous” that that word doesn’t capture. Categorization puts like next to like. The miscellaneous category consists of that which does not share likenesses beyond their shared domain—the kitchen’s miscellaneous drawer contains implements that have nothing in common beyond the fact that they all belong in a kitchen. But the digital miscellany we’re building for ourselves is an over-abundance of likenesses, across every domain. The likenesses are drawn by every link we create, each made of intention and meaning. In some ways, it is the opposite of the miscellany. It is the surfeit of connection, a potential unlike anything we’ve had before short of language itself. [Tags: beatles taxonomy everything_is_miscellaneous ]

Tagged with: digital culture • entertainment • everythingIsMiscellaneous • taxonomy Date: December 24th, 2006

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December 23, 2006

 

Global: Now Spelt Blogal

That’s the headline of an enthusiastic report by Shivan Vij on the Global Voices confab in Delhi. Worth reading… [Tags: gv global_voices shivan_vij media blogging blogosphere total_world_domination ]

Tagged with: bridgeblog Date: December 23rd, 2006

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Jim Harper’s Identity Crisis

I know it makes me a small person to say this, but I’m surprised to find myself not only enjoying but agreeing with a book that comes out of the Cato Institute. Jim Harper’s Identity Crisis: How Identification Is Overused and Misunderstood makes a confusing topic—identity on and off the Net—understandable, and argues persuasively that our rush to enforce strict identity rules not only eats at our freedom, it doesn’t make us appreciably safer. Of course, I was inclined in that direction anyway, since I continue to think I believe that anonymity is and ought to remain the default. (Yes, the “think I believe” indicates some doubt.)

Jim’s book is nicely written, clear in its explanation and clear in its point of view. [Tags: identity jim_harper cato anonymity ]

Tagged with: digital rights • everythingIsMiscellaneous • politics Date: December 23rd, 2006

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Olympia Dukakis refuses mandatory DUI arrest

With yesterday’s arrest of director Gus Van Sant for driving while under the influence, Olympia Dukakis becomes the last Hollywood personage not to be charged with the crime. The Academy Award winner’s spokesperson last night said that Dukakis has no intention of getting arrested for drunk driving because she has “always been a non-conformist.” Dukakis is also rumored to have a peptic ulcer that prevents her from drinking heavily. “She just doesn’t want to support the neighborhood,” sniped Mel Gibson, whose DUI arrests have had him contribute more than 35,000 hours of community service. “Ever since the Academy Award—for Moonfrickingstruck, for Christ’s sake—she’s suddenly too big to pick up trash alongside the highway.”

Dukakis last appeared in a supporting role in The Librarian: Return to King Solomon’s Mines, a made-for-tv movie, directed by Star Trek’s Jonathan Frakes, who was arrested for DUI in 1997, 1999, 2000, twice in 2002, and—in a bid to salvage his career—continuously since 2004. [Tags: satire dui hollywood]

Tagged with: humor Date: December 23rd, 2006

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December 22, 2006

 

It’s not cheating if the game’s not fun

I’m sure I’ll get past the level I’m on in Ghost Recon 3: Advanced Warfighter (PC). If I put in enough time, I will not only rescue the VIP, but I’ll hold off those bad, bad terrorists or whatever they are until the chopper comes to pick up me and my brave boys. But, you know what? I’m tired of replaying this same segment of the level. Run across the square. Position my squad. Shoot the two baddies who approach from the side. Then pick off the ones on the right. Wait for the armored vehicle. Wait for the tank and the radio instruction that I can call in an air strike. Carry the VIP to the chopper. Wait for the next wave. Shoot the guys behind the monument. Wait to be suddenly felled by a bullet or shell from somewhere. Reload from the previous save point. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.

Let me try explaining this to the game designers. You see, fellas (and I’m guessing you’re mainly guys), I know you think this particular segment is fun. You probably used phrases like “It kicks ass” and “This is so fricking cool!” But some of us are 56 years old and happen not to enjoy getting 90% through the segment only to have to start again. Oh, sure, if I play it another ten times, I’ll figure out where the fatal shot is coming from. But now I dread playing your game because I know I’ll have to go through the same fricking cool segment again. Your game has become a chore.

But you’re convinced I’m having a good time, because not only are we all as good at the game as you are, we all enjoy it for exactly the same reasons.

Stop being dicks. Let us save the game wherever we want, and let us know the codes so we can get past the parts of your game we’re not enjoying.
Thank you. [Tags: games cheats ghost_recon]

Tagged with: entertainment Date: December 22nd, 2006

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The effect of blogs on coverage of China

Rebecca MacKinnon has posted the fascinating results of her survey of foreign correspondents who cover China, asking how blogs affect their coverage of China. 90% follow blogs. Most find blogs more useful than CNN and BBC when it comes to writing their stories. And generally they refuse to generalize about whether blogs are more or less reliable than official PRC media. [Tags: china blogs rebecca_mackinnon berkman]

Tagged with: blogs • media Date: December 22nd, 2006

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December 21, 2006

 

PLos ONE – Peer reviewed, but full-throttle

Public Library of Science has gone beta with PLos ONE, a peer-reviewed journal that publishes everything that passes the review, not just what it considers to be important. So, if it’s good science about a nit, it’ll find a home at PLoS ONE.

And at that home, readers can discuss and annotate the articles. They can also read them and reuse for free since they’re all published under a Creative Commons Attribution License. It does, however, cost a scientist (or her institution) $1,250 to be published by PLoS ONE. This is, alas, an improvement over what traditional journals charge scientists. PLoS ONE will waive the fee for authors who don’t have the funds.

Fees aside, if you were designing a society, wouldn’t you want scientific research to be handled this way? If it’s good science, make it available! (And if it’s not clear if it’s good science, make it available anyway, but that’s not PLoS ONE’s niche in the knowledge economy.)

(Note on the beta: The site could use tagging. And more feeds.) [Tags: plos plos_one open_science science everything_is_miscellaneous taxonomy]

Tagged with: digital culture • everythingIsMiscellaneous • taxonomy Date: December 21st, 2006

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Dabble’s meta contest

Every day in December, Dabble announces a theme and asks users to create playlists of videos that best exemplify it. Dabble users vote on them. At the end, there will be a winner of all winners who will get $500. Today’s theme is “Useless Blonde Celebrities,” although I assume videos about useless blond celebrities are also acceptable.

Some themes I’d like to see added to the contest:

Other uses of Mentos

Ways to squander a college education

The fun is in the background
Proof that there is or is not a God

Great unintentional air guitar performances

Worst. New dance steps. Ever.
No, it’s not pornography, you sick bastard [Tags: dabble video contest]

Tagged with: humor Date: December 21st, 2006

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Wired on Global Voices

Quinn Norton has a good overview of Global Voices, including its recent Delhi confab, at Wired.com. [Tags: global_voices ]

Tagged with: bridgeblog Date: December 21st, 2006

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Resetting and rebooting a Vonage Motorola modem

After several years of trouble-free use, my Vonage modem stopped working a couple of days ago. The green light wouldn’t stop blinking. After searching the Net for answers, I finally screwed up my courage and called Vonage phone support, about which I had heard horror stories. Well, this isn’t one of them. They answered quickly and put me in touch with the right person within a minute. The support person walked me through the steps—a little too slowly—and now I know how to reset my Vonage Motorola VT1005V modem. Let me save you the phone call:

Connect your PC to the Vonage modem by plugging a cable into your PC’s ethernet port and plugging the other end into the PC port on the modem.

Browse to http://192.168.102.1/admin.html. This will bring up the Motorola admin screen. Click the “restore factory defaults” button. Just to be sure, then click the “reboot” button.

Now unplug the power to the modem and wait ten seconds. Plug it back in. The modem’s green power light will blink for a minute or two. Once it’s on steady, you should be back in business. (If not, check to make sure you have a telephone plugged into the modem. In fact, that’s the first thing you should have done.) [Tags: vonage reboot reset factory_defaults]

Tagged with: tech Date: December 21st, 2006

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Subservient Search Engine

MsDewey entertains as it searches. The fetching young woman who talks to you—commenting on your search query or trying to entice you into searching—has a fetching, simpering quality just short of flirtatious. She reacts appropriately to a surprisingly wide set of terms – it’s like an application that’s all Easter eggs. Because the actress is, well, hot it should be a big hit with the adolescent boys. But how many times do I want to hear her patter before I’ll go elsewhere for faster results presented more conveniently, … a site that doesn’t actually rap on my screen if I haven’t searched for thirty seconds?

The Digg comment stream has a list of terms that Ms. Dewey reacts to in entertaining ways. (Yeah, it was posted at Digg two months ago. So, I’m not keeping up. Thanks to Bill K for the link.) [Tags: search marketing msdewey google microsoft]

Tagged with: everythingIsMiscellaneous Date: December 21st, 2006

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Polar Rose recognizes your face

Polar Rose is doing what it can to identify people in photos on the Web. Unlike the previous generation of face recognition software, it turns a photo’s 2D array of dots into what it hopes is an accurate 3D rendering of the face depicted. This gets past the problem of not recognizing yor Aunt Sally’s profile because it only knows what she looks from the front, and maybe of confusing your Aunt Sally with Adolph Hitler because the sun is above her, casting a shadow across her upper lip.

Polar Rose —currently in beta—is going to be available as a browser plug in and it’s opening up its API’s, trying to to increase the Web’s IQ when it comes to the stuff that doesn’t form into letters. And because Nikolaj Nyholm is involved, I’m confident that they’ll get the privacy and ethical issues right. [Tags: polar_rose face_recognition photos nikolaj_nyholm everything_is_miscellaneous taxonomy]

Tagged with: everythingIsMiscellaneous • tech Date: December 21st, 2006

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December 19, 2006

 

Say WHAT’s annihilated??

Heroes of Annihilated Empires logo

Shouldn’t someone tell them that this logo reads “Herpes of Annihilated Empires”? [Tags: games]

Tagged with: humor Date: December 19th, 2006

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FCC to auction dimensions

Washington DC — FCC Chair Kevin Martin has announced that in addition to auctioning off rights to spectrum—ranges of radio wave frequencies, also known as “colors”—the FCC will in January begin auctioning off the eleven dimensions discovered by string theorists. Winners will have exclusive rights to all property and activity in those dimensions.

The dimensions include:

1

Points

2

Lines (includes Nicole Ritchie)

3

Objects

4

Time

5

Gaant charts

interstitial

Leeway for when D5 runs over

6

ESP-based wifi

7

Rumors

interstitial

Hope

8-12

Regrets

Bidding begins January 2. [Tags: fcc spectrum telecommunications humor ]

Tagged with: humor Date: December 19th, 2006

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Citi Cards’ sloppy security or was it phishing?

I got a call from a robot today, asking me to call an 800 number about something to do with my Citi credit card. The robot didn’t identify me by name, but it did say that it wasn’t a sales call. So, I called the 800 number (800 200 8054 in case you care). The person who answered asked me for my name and credit card number, which I refused to give them. Why should I hand that out to a stranger, even if the stranger claims to be with Citi and has a lovely speaking voice? So I spoke with a manager who assured me that it was ok to give him the information. “It’s a common business practice,” he told me.

He also said me that the call was legit because there’s a telephone number on the back of my card.

“Is it this number?” I asked.

“No, but you can call it, if you want.”

So I did. They had no notices on any of my accounts, except for a tickler to sell me identity theft insurance.

So, was it all a crafty attempt to either sell me ID insurance or to motivate me to buy ID insurance??? [Tags: citi scams identity_theft]

Tagged with: marketing Date: December 19th, 2006

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Jerome Armstrong on what works in Net organizing

Jerome Armstrong was a senior staffer at Mark Warner’s almost-campaign for president. (And a shout-out to Nancy Scola, Nate Wilcox, and the rest of the group.) Warner was doing interesting things with the Net and was on the verge of possibly taking some strong positions extending broadband and protecting the Net architecture. But, alas, Warner decided not to run.

There’s an excellent interview with Jerome over at Personal Democracy Forum… [Tags: politics netroots jerome_armstrong mark_warner democracy ]

Tagged with: politics Date: December 19th, 2006

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December 18, 2006

 

Blog Tag. I’m it.

Oy. Glenn Fleishman has tagged me in a game of blog tag. The rules say that I now have to post five things most people don’t know about me. I then get to tag five other bloggers.

Five things:

1. I hate fish so much that even before I was a vegetarian, I’d sometimes lie that I have an allergy to them. (I like feeding fish, however.) I will leave the table (without making a fuss) if seated across from someone reverse engineering a lobster or crab.

2. I am afflicted with a malady that requires me to tap along to any beat, including directional signals.

3. I’ve played almost every first person shooter there is. My player name is “Target,” which gives you an idea how good I am.

4. I am a closet hobbyist programmer. But because I have difficulty with indirect relationships such as pointers, I couldn’t get from C to C++. To my great embarrassment, I currently program mainly in Visual Basic.

5. I was on the student-faculty committee at Bucknell U. that came up with the idea of letting students design their own major, and I was in the first graduating class that could take advantage of this opportunity. And that, ladies and gentlemen, explains why I graduated Bucknell as a Meaning major.

I tag Euan Semple, Denise Howell, Chris “RageBoy” Locke, Jeneane Sessum and Susan Crawford… [Tags: blogtag]

Tagged with: misc Date: December 18th, 2006

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Person of the Year acceptance speech

Gosh! I’m so excited. I know everyone says this, but I really wasn’t expecting to win. There are so many great, great other nominees. It’s really just a privilege to be nominated with them.

But, gosh, I won. I won!!!! I wish I’d listened to mom and prepared something better. Hi, Mom. I love you!

An award like this really shouldn’t go to one person. Everyone involved in the project deserves the credit. Without them, I wouldn’t be here. Really. Every one of you. I’m so worried I’ll leave someone out, but, well, I’d like to thank Baija Aa, Banta Aa, Baroni Aa, Basilia Aa… [Tags: time person_of_the_year humor]

Tagged with: humor • media Date: December 18th, 2006

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Slayage, please come home!

Slayage.tv, the Buffy scholarship site, is closed. Ack! There were tons of articles there. Perhaps the owners of it would like to move it to Wikia’s OpenServing program where, if accepted, it’ll be hosted for free? If you happen to know the Slayage folks, could you let them know about OpenServing? [Tags: buffy slayage openserving wikia ]

Tagged with: digital culture Date: December 18th, 2006

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December 17, 2006

 

The case for taste

Paul Graham, the massively talented essayist, has published a piece that further explains the ideas in his “Taste for Makers” article. The new piece is called “How Art Can Be Good” and it is, of course, excellent.

I’m proud to say that he was stimulated to do this in small part by my interview of him (video) at the Berkman Center. I’d like to think I annoyed him just enough to push him over the edge to write the new essay :)

A couple of days after our conversation, I wrote up a response to “Taste for Makers.” But it slipped between my cracks–I have become all cracks, no flooring–so I never posted it. I’m posting it here, even though it’s now obviated by Paul’s new essay, “How Art Can Be Good.” But I did the work, and I want to get it “on the record” so to speak. I’ll come back to “How Art Can Be Good” soon…


Paul Graham was motivated to write his essay, Taste for Makers by his father saying that something was just a matter of taste, as if there were nothing more to be said on the topic. Taste is not subjective, Paul argues. In his essay, he gives a dozen principles for designing beautiful things, principles that he urges are eternal and even—in my interview with him last week (video here)—trans-planetary: The proverbial space alien would respond to at least some of these principles. (Question I should have asked him: A space alien might, but do dogs? Dolphins?)

I agree that taste is not merely subjective, and Paul’s principles taken together and apart seem like helpful advice. (I am not a “maker” in Paul’s sense so I don’t have standing on such questions.) The case for taste needs to be made now more than ever, and Paul makes it with his usual casual elegance (which, we learned in the session I had with him last week, was the effort of non-casual labor). But I disagree with how he makes the case and the picture of art that flows from it.

The case for taste needs to be made because the alternative is ignorance, arrogance, and despair. “I don’t like Bach,” uttered by someone who has only heard one piece, forced on her by her seventh grade music teacher, betrays a type of aesthetic fundamentalism that thinks works can be experienced directly. You just sit down and listen. If you don’t like it, that’s the end of the story. In fact, the seventh grader doesn’t know how to listen to Bach. Further, as Paul points out, if left unchallenged, she’s implicitly told that she is a competent judge and that therefore beauty goes no further than the surfaces she experiences. Ignorance, arrogance, despair.

But, the way past this does not require affirming principles that, because they are eternal (or at least long-lasting) and trans-species, have the properties we expect of the objective.

Paul defines taste as the ability to recognize beauty. It is not “merely a matter of personal preference.” To be clear, I think we ought to differentiate taste from mere taste. Of those two, mere taste is far less problematic: Something is merely a matter of taste if it is simply a personal preference. I like chocolate ice cream and hate mint. You hate chocolate and like mint. If there’s nothing else to be said, it’s merely a matter of taste.

Taste is harder to understand, in part because in recent years it’s taken on an elitist cast, so there are cultural politics involved in its use. Think about when and on what occasions you might say, “She’s a woman of taste,” or “She’s got good taste.” Frequently, that’s a way of saying that a person likes expensive things. If talking about curators of major museums, the term “taste” may actually mean “mere taste”: If I say I like the taste of the curator of the MOMA, I’m probably not acusing the curator of the Met of being unable to recognize beauty; I’m probably saying that I happen, subjectively, to prefer the choices hanging at the MOMA.

So, “taste” is a tough word. Paul’s definition—the ability to recognize beauty—has the advantage of acknowledging that beauty is not a matter of mere subjective preference. But Paul’s definition may imply too simple a relationship between beauty and experience. Beauty and our recognition of it is conditioned by elements that Paul ascribes to mere fashion. (Fashion is, in Paul’s understanding, a trend in what I’m calling mere taste. Mullets are a matter of fashion.)

The problem with tying the non-subjectivity of taste to beauty is that beauty does not consist of a set of properties that can be specified, agreed upon and applied. Paul’s design principles say that beauty is simple, eternal, symmetrical, resembles nature, is hard but looks easy, is often slightly funny, is often strange, is often daring, etc. Of course Paul isn’t saying that these are either necessary or sufficient. But, any design principles cannot do more than capture the current taste in beauty. For example, I think Paul’s “Good design is simple” resolves into the tautology that “Bits that are extraneous are extraneous.” But which ones are extraneous? Even as an exhortation to prefer fewer bits to more bits (or, as Paul brilliantly explained it in our discussion, to prefer designs that compress better), it fails to capture periods in which, say, paintings tried to express the excessiveness of G-d’s gift or plays that revelled in language that no real character would ever have uttered.

Design principles can only capture current taste because beauty is not (despite Paul’s second principle) eternal. Sure, we can go back and point to paintings from hundreds of years ago that are still beautiful, and find the design principles that differentiate them from the ones that “fail the test of time.” But taste is built into this proof: Paul points to a Bronzino as a painting that still works and a van Eyck as one that does not (among examples I chose), explaining that the van Eyck is needlessly complex while the Bronzino has a simplicity beneath its surface. But, this can’t be evidence that simplicity is an eternal property of beauty because the selection of which old paintings are still beautiful is itself at issue. It’d be like me proving that sourness is an eternal property of beauty in the culinary arts by including pickles and lemon meringue pie and excluding leek soup and quiche from the list of beautiful cooked works.

It’d be different if there were agreement across ages and cultures about what goes on the list of The Beautiful. But taste—genuine taste—has fashions. The length of the fashion wave seems to lengthen at about the hundred year mark, lending credence to Paul’s view, but there are waves of taste nevertheless. Shakespeare’s histories and tragedies have come into and out of fashion, and not just among the play-going public. Vermeer seems more prominent than fifty years ago. We find more beauty in Bronzino than van Eyck because that’s how our tastes run these days. We like the simple over the florid.

But I most definitely am not saying that it’s a matter of mere taste. Paul can tell us why he prefers Bronzino. He can bring us to see what’s there. Some of it is a fundamentalist reading of the painting: Notice that the background is extremely simple. Notice that the pattern on the dress would compress well. But some of what he says explains what isn’t on the surface of the painting: It was a court portrait, for which there were certain rules. By understanding the historic context, we see the beauty that’s there.

This is exactly what the best critics do. Simon Schama’s Rembrandt’s Eyes, for example, tells us about the historical and political climate in which Rembrandt painted The Night Watch. Someone who sees that painting free of that context and who pronounces it “boring,” is not seeing what’s there—or, more exactly, isn’t seeing what isn’t there.

But, that such criticism works is empirical evidence that eternality is not a design principle. Beauty is situated in one’s time and place because it is a way of seeing, and seeing is never fundamentalist. This has a few consequences.

First, it means that we can’t engage in the project of gathering up the beautiful and seeing what it has in common to find its eternal properties because recognizing beauty is itself a situated act. We don’t see The Night Watch the way the Dutch at the time did, just as we can’t see western Medieval art the way the people of the time did. Through education and imagination we can get closer or further from that experience, but if you’re a 21st century atheist brought up in a surfeit of images, you are miles away from the experience of a 15th century person seeing a picture of Heaven opening up or of St. Sebastian being pierced with arrows. Include those works in the canon, and simplicity will not show up as a virtue, but sanctity will.

Second, Paul thinks that fashion is the residue after the eternal, trans-species properties of beauty are subtracted. But in dropping out what’s context-dependent, much of the experience of beauty is lost. In fact, we can’t even understand what we’re looking at. The more we understand about the particulars of the time, place and person, the closer we get to seeing what’s there. Now, I think that Paul would say that a 15th century person viewing Piero del Pollaiulo’s painting of St. Sebastian might be distracted by the context-specific elements of the painting, whereas its beauty (if this is a beautiful painting, and I’m really not sure about that, but I do know that a photo of it is available on the Web, which is why I chose it) is what survived its context and is visible to moderns and to space aliens. I don’t know how to respond to that except by saying no. For me, a painting is not only an arrangement of color and form. Often, a picture depicts something. Its content is part of its beauty. But its content is dependent on time, culture, belief, language, history…It helps to know that that particular Bronzino painting was a court portrait, that the garden behind Mary in the van Eyck is planted with “lilies and roses symbolizing Mary’s virtues,” and that the guy pierced with arrows was a saint thought to be capable of interceding during plagues.

And this is why taste is not merely subjective. It’s not because beauty is objective, to be seen or missed. Nor does beauty devolve into a set of properties, since the properties themselves require us to make aesthetic judgments: Which bits are extraneous? When does symmetry become formula? Rather, taste is a defensible recognition of beauty. If all you can say is “I don’t like Bach because he sucks,” your taste is mere taste. As you learn more about what to listen for—what’s in the work and what isn’t in the work—the better your taste is and the more beauty you’ll find.

This leaves some huge questions. Suppose tasteful people disagree? I like Mozart’s string quartets more than I like his symphonies, and I like his symphonies more than I like Schumann’s Lieder. I may understand all three equally. (I don’t, but I get to make up my examples.) I may even be able to point out to others what’s beautiful about the Lieder while changing the station when they come on the radio. The difference is a subjective element in taste. To say that taste is subjective in this way, however, doesn’t mean that it’s nothing but subjective. Taste is a response to an object. Paul is right, imo, to point to that object and to remind us that taste is not merely subjective.

The object, however, is complex because it is a human creation, and thus has meaning within a particular context and situation. The same painting isn’t the same throughout time. It’s not just that during the 1960s, we rediscovered Hieronymus Bosch’s paintings of Hell because they looked so “trippy.” Rather, the 15th century painting of St. Sebastian simply cannot look the same in an age of devotion as it does in an age when religion seems at best quaint. It may be beautiful now and then. It may even be beautiful continuously throughout history. But it is not the same painting and it isn’t the same beauty. Things don’t have beauty the way some nuggets have gold flecks in them and others don’t.

But, that doesn’t mean that taste merely subjectively picks out what’s beautiful, and that motel wall art is as beautiful as a Rembrandt. Rather, taste enables us to see the beauty that’s there, ideally in ways we can articulate and discuss. It may not be convincing the way a test for gold flecks is, but it is defensible. What we need to learn to see frequently is precisely the particulars that time has obscured. Taste, as the discussion of the beauty that’s there, thus is always unearthing more beauty.

Taste doesn’t just respond to beauty. It makes beauty.

[Tags: art aesthetics beauty paul_graham philosophy]

Tagged with: philosophy Date: December 17th, 2006

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December 16, 2006

 

Solving the planetary crisis

Discover magazine runs two letters this month that bring up two more problems with the International Astronomical Union’s criteria for planets. Jerry Svoboda points out that because Neptune’s orbit is crossed by Pluto, Neptune fails to “clear its zone,” thus failing one criterion for planethood. Brett Bochner argues (in a reductio ad absurdum sort of way) that Jupiter is 300 times larger than the Earth and is made almost entirely of gas, and thus shouldn’t be lumped with the Earth.

Fortunately, I have the solution.

Everyone knows the IAU’s tortured criteria were designed to give us back as many of the nine planets as possible. Even so, the IAU failed. At best we got eight planets and one dwarf. So, let’s skip all the weird distinctions and just declare the Solar System a constellation. After all, no one says that some other star really “deserves” to be part of Ursa Major even if it means the bear now becomes a unicorn. Nope, a constellation is what we say it is, and the same is now true for the nine planets of the Solar System.

Welcome back, Pluto!

[Tags: taxonomy everything_is_miscellaneous IAU planets pluto solar_system astronomy taxonomy]

Tagged with: everythingIsMiscellaneous • humor • taxonomy Date: December 16th, 2006

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Zack’s transitional revolution

Zack Exley has posted Part 2 of his call for revolution. It’s a transition piece, leading us to a post in which he may suggest some of the changes he’s asking us to start thinking about. But it tells a terrific story that involves a white teenager in dreadlocks, an Ethiopian cab driver, and Larry Summers being a swaggering dickhead.

Zack is right. We’re not thinking big enough. We should be thinking as big as the possibilities we’ve created for ourselves. Reality is for wimps. Possibilities come first. And we’re not living up to the possibilities we’ve created for ourselves. [Tags: zack_exley politics]

Tagged with: politics Date: December 16th, 2006

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Global Voices get-together

The Global Voices folks are meeting in Delhi, and there’s a whole lot of blogging going on. There’s live blogging at the conference blog. Rebecca’s put a slideshow up at GV. Theres IRFC at irc.freenode.net #globalvoices. There’s a live audio stream. You can search for the tag gvdelhi2006 to find all the other blogs, photos, streams, and biometric monitoring… [Tags: gvdelhi2006 globalVoices berkman]

Tagged with: bridgeblog Date: December 16th, 2006

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