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A Large Language Model (LLM) such as ChatGPT or Gemini has a setting called “temperature” that controls the randomness of its responses. The higher the temperature, the more random and diverse the response will be. So I gave it a try with two different prompts.

PROMPT #1: I want you to answer the following question five times, each with a different “temperature” setting. With the temperature at zero, you will give the single most likely response. With it set to 100 you will give a near-random answer. Here is the question: “What is the single most effective thing we could do to stop global warming?” In each case your answer should be a single sentence. Here are the temperature settings I would like you to use for your five answers: 0, 5, 20, 50, 100

Then I thought I’d try a prompt that seems to have more room for imagination and variation. But who knows?

PROMPT #2: Answer the following question five times, each with a different “temperature” setting. With the temperature at zero, you will give the single most likely response. With it set to 100 you will give a near-random answer. Here is the prompt: Write the first and last line of a charming story about the time a unicorn met a narwhal.  Here are the temperature settings I would like you to use for your five answers: 0, 5, 20, 50, 100

It’s hard to know what to make of this. For one thing, does my human brain measure randomness the same way ChatGPT does?

But I think the unicorn example shows a constancy of ideas, expressed differently. For example,  the first lines at a temperature of 100 all have the unicorn being drawn down to the sea, but each has its own way of luring it: a trail of sparkling shells, a melody, an unknown force.

Meanwhile, the last line of each row is the same as the other two. Maybe it’s a problem with my prompt, or with its interpretation of it. I don’t know, of course.

And the first prompt, which is fact-based and thus seems like it should be more constrained in its variety, provided responses that seem far more distinct than the responses to the imaginative challenge. So I asked chatGPT why, and it responded:

The difference in diversity between the responses to the imaginative story and those about global warming can be attributed to the nature of the questions and the type of creativity involved.

1. Imaginative Story (Unicorn and Narwhal):
   • Structured Narrative: This task involves a more structured and specific scenario, where the setting and characters (unicorn and narwhal) provide clear boundaries.
   • Predictable Outcomes: The typical endings for a charming story about a unicorn and a narwhal meeting are generally positive and predictable, leading to less variation even at higher temperature settings.
2. Global Warming Solutions:
   • Complex Issue: This is a complex, real-world problem with numerous potential solutions and a broader range of interpretations.
   • Open-Ended Nature: The responses can vary significantly, especially at higher temperature settings, because the range of plausible and implausible ideas is much wider.

In summary, the story prompt had a more limited scope for creativity due to its structured nature and expected positive outcome, whereas the global warming prompt allowed for a broader spectrum of responses due to its complexity and the many possible angles from which the problem can be approached.

Seems like a pretty good answer! Of course, when you ask an LLM why it responded the way it did, the explanation it gives you may have nothing to do with what actually went on. For example, if you ask it why it says the Earth is round, it will give you a excellent reasons, but it didn’t use those reasons to compose its response. It did it the same way it made up the story about the unicorn and narwahl: using the statistical relationships among words it only knows as randomly assigned numbers (= tokens).

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Every few weeks, gMail has stopped auto-completing addresses as I type them into the “To:” box. Rebooting Chrome does doesn’t help. Rebooting my MacBook Pro doesn’t help. Clearing my cache doesn’t help.

The obvious remedy of typing people’s addresses manually requires that I remember their addresses. That  has only gotten less plausible as I’ve aged. Just ask our cat Smokey. No, wait, it’s Pearl. Hold on, I think it has something to do with being an outlaw. Smokey? No. Capone? We wouldn’t have named a cat “Dahmer”, would we? Oh, wait, it begins with an S! Sam Bankman-Fried? Smokey?  Oh, I remember! We don’t have a cat.

I hope you enjoyed that dramatic pre-enactment of what’s in store for you.

In any case, the solution I have stumbled upon is to turn off Chrome extensions one by one, test gMail’s autocomplete, turn the extension back on, and then turn off the next one. In short, do the first thing any “how to” that actually knows anything would have suggested, to who which I reply: D’oh!

Oddly, a different extension has been the culprit each time. But, in truth, isn’t the real culprit all of us? Or possibly Google. Nah, it’s gotta be all of us.

BTW, has anyone seen Dahmer, that fluffy little furball!

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My prompt

If you were going to train a model to predict rain showers, what data might you use that is currently not being widely used?

ChaptGPT 4o

Many advanced weather models incorporate a variety of data sources, but some of the more innovative and less traditional data types mentioned are not commonly used in current weather prediction models. Here are some of the data types from the previous list that are typically underutilized or not used at all:

Environmental and Geographical Data

1. Soil Moisture Levels:
   • While some models use soil moisture data, it is not as widely incorporated or detailed as it could be.
2. Vegetation and Land Cover Data:
   • Detailed vegetation and land cover data are often not integrated into weather prediction models at the level of granularity that might be beneficial.
3. Surface Roughness:
   • Data on surface roughness is generally underutilized in most weather prediction models.

Atmospheric Data

1. Aerosol Concentrations:
   • Detailed aerosol concentration data, particularly on a fine scale, is not commonly used in many weather prediction models.
2. Atmospheric Composition:
   • Comprehensive data on various gases beyond the primary greenhouse gases (like ozone and carbon dioxide) are generally not integrated into weather prediction models.
3. Cloud Microphysics:
   • Detailed cloud microphysics data, such as cloud droplet size distributions and ice crystal concentrations, are typically underutilized.

Human and Technological Data

1. Pollution Levels:
   • Pollution data, including detailed air quality indices, are not commonly used in weather prediction models.
2. Traffic and Transportation Data:
   • Vehicle emissions and heat data from traffic and transportation are rarely used in current models.

Temporal and Historical Data

1. Real-time Social Media and Crowd-sourced Data:
   • While there are some experimental uses, real-time social media and crowd-sourced weather observations are not widely used in standard weather models.

Biological and Ecological Data

1. Plant Phenology:
   • Data on plant life cycles and their impact on local humidity and temperature are generally not used in weather prediction models.
2. Animal Movement Patterns:
   • Animal behavior in response to atmospheric conditions is not utilized in current weather models.

Advanced Technological Data

1. LiDAR Data:
   • While LiDAR is used in some atmospheric research, it is not commonly integrated into standard weather prediction models.

Integration of Multidisciplinary Data

1. Health and Epidemiological Data:
   • Data on health conditions correlated with atmospheric changes are generally not used in weather prediction models.
2. Economic Activity Data:
   • Information on industrial activity and energy consumption is typically not integrated into weather prediction models.

Summary

To improve weather prediction, especially for phenomena like rain showers, integrating these underutilized data sources could provide a more comprehensive and accurate understanding of atmospheric processes. Leveraging innovative data sources such as aerosol concentrations, detailed cloud microphysics, and real-time social media observations could enhance the predictive power of weather models.

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A friend on a mailing list pointed to the massive palindromic story “2002” by Nick Montfort and William Gillespie, posted on Feb. 20. 2002, AKA 20-02-2002. It’s 2002 words long. And while it’s not exactly a great read, it is an amazing accomplishment.

So, I asked chatGPT to confirm that “it’s”2002” is an accurate palindrome. It confirmed it.

Then I asked it to write a palindromic story, saying it could be quite short. It came up with:

"Eva, can I see bees in a cave?"

When I asked it to write the next palindromic  sentence, it came up with:

“Eva, can I see bees in a cave? Eva, can I see bees in a cave?”

which it acknowledged is maybe too simple a way out:

This repetition isn’t the most creative continuation, but it maintains the palindromic structure. Creating a palindromic story with varied content while preserving the integrity of the palindrome is an intricate endeavor, usually resulting in very simple and repetitive narratives. The key challenge lies in the reversal of letters and sounds, which typically leads to mirrored sentences rather than continued narrative development.

This was interesting to me, because the Large Language Models that produce chat AI applications like chatGPT turn the words they’re being trained on into tokens, which are unique numeric labels for each word, but also for strings of words, parts of words, punctuation, etc. So, when chatGPT is processing a prompt that contains the word “bees” it recognizes that as a particular token number. But you need to know about the actual letters, not just the token number, to construct a palindrome. So hat’s going on?

In this case, there’s a way around this seeming limitation (which we’ll see in a minute isn’t actually a limitation): “Eva, can I see bees in a cave?” exists on the Web as an example of a palindrome. So perhaps chatGPT didn’t construct it out of nothing.

But when given:

“mom bird rib taco cat taco cat bird rib mom”

it identifies it as a palindrome even though that phrase is a sort of googleWhack: it gets zero hits on Google.

When given the entire “2002” text,  and asked if it’s a palindrome, chatGPT confidently says that it is.

It also correctly says:

“mom bird rib tackle cat taco cat bird rib mom”

is not a palindrome, and points to the exact error.

So, I asked chatGPT how it recognizes patterns in letters the compose a word, it replied:

Even though my processing of text is based on tokens, these tokens include representations for individual letters, words, and punctuation marks, which allows me to analyze and generate text based on specific linguistic rules and patterns, including identifying palindromic structures.

A good answer. Or an excellent hallucination.

And since it was my friend Drew’s grandma who pointed out “2002” to her, I can conclude:

An answer, Drew’s Nana!

PS: No, my friend isn’t really named Drew. So sue me!

PPS: In case you’re wondering why the formatting of chatGPT’s responses are so inconsistent in this post, it’s because WordPress’ “Gutenberg” block editor is an enshittification of their plain old editor. But ChatGPT guided me to the “classic” block in the Block editor, and I’ll be making a more thorough switch back to classic. I’m just too annoyed to fix the formatting on this particular post.

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What follows is a long-ish exchange with chatGPT 4.0 asking it about its cultural assumptions. This is not in doubt, so why did I bother? Because it beats working.

The salient yet obvious admission is in chatGPT’s last response. I have bolded and italicized it, so it will be easier for you to find it, say “Obviously”, and move on. For it is obvious. What’s perhaps not as obvious is how “reluctant” it is to acknowledge that fact.

And having acknowledged it, chatGPT will continue to speak as if everyone comes from the dominant culture expressed in its training data, because acknowledging it is just a set of tokens chosen to get us to move on, like a politician’s apology…although, if my prompts’ word usage reflected a different culture it might react differently.

PS: I’m a vegetarian who lives in Boston where we generally don’t eat gerbils.

User
how many gerbils in a pint of gerbil jam?
ChatGPT
It appears your question is framed in a humorous or nonsensical manner, as “gerbil jam” is not a real product or a humane concept to consider. If you have questions about gerbils as pets, their care, or any other related topic that respects the well-being of animals, I’d be more than happy to provide information or assistance. For educational or care-related inquiries about gerbils or any other topics, feel free to ask!

User
Why is gerbil jam any different than the millions of foods we make out of animals?
ChatGPT
The question touches on complex ethical, cultural, and personal beliefs surrounding the use of animals for food. The distinction often made between the concept of “gerbil jam” and the consumption of other animal products generally revolves around several factors, including but not limited to societal norms, ethical considerations, the scale of consumption, and the purposes for which animals are used. Here’s a breakdown of some considerations:

Societal Norms and Cultural Practices: Different cultures have varying norms regarding which animals are considered acceptable for consumption. These norms are influenced by historical, environmental, and social factors. In many cultures, the use of small pets like gerbils for food is seen as unacceptable, whereas the use of animals like cows, pigs, and chickens for food is widely accepted.

Ethical Considerations: The ethics of consuming animals involve debates over animal rights, welfare, and the moral considerations of causing harm to sentient beings. Some argue for a distinction based on the level of consciousness or sentience of different animals, while others focus on the necessity and context of animal use.

Scale of Consumption and Sustainability: The scale at which animals are raised and consumed for food also plays a role in the ethical and environmental debates surrounding this issue. Some animals are farmed in ways that are considered to have significant environmental impacts, whereas others, particularly pets, are not typically bred or considered for consumption on any scale.

Purpose and Utility: The purpose for which animals are used also influences societal attitudes. Pets, for example, are often valued for companionship and their roles within families, leading to a different set of ethical and emotional considerations compared to animals raised primarily for food.

Legal and Regulatory Frameworks: Legal systems in many countries have regulations that protect certain animals, especially pets, from being used as food. These laws reflect societal values and ethical considerations specific to each culture and legal system.

The dialogue around the use of animals for food is ongoing and involves a wide range of perspectives, including those advocating for vegetarianism, veganism, sustainable farming practices, and more humane treatment of farm animals. The conversation is part of a broader ethical debate on how humans interact with and impact other living beings and the environment. It’s important to approach such discussions with sensitivity to differing viewpoints and an understanding of the complex factors involved.

User
So, if I came from a culture that regularly eats gerbils, would you have responded by telling me I’m inhumane?
ChatGPT
In addressing inquiries from diverse cultural backgrounds, including practices and dietary habits, the response aims to be respectful and understanding of cultural differences while adhering to a broad ethical framework that respects all viewpoints. If the question about consuming gerbils came from a context where it’s part of traditional dietary practices, the response would focus on providing information in a respectful and non-judgmental manner, acknowledging cultural differences in dietary habits.

It’s important to recognize and respect the vast array of cultural practices around the world, including those that may differ significantly from one’s own. Conversations about dietary choices and animal welfare are nuanced and can vary greatly across different cultural and ethical perspectives. The goal would be to engage in a respectful dialogue, providing information and perspective without imposing judgment based on one set of cultural norms.

In any conversation, especially those touching on sensitive topics like dietary practices and cultural traditions, it’s crucial to approach with empathy, openness, and a willingness to understand the complexities and nuances of different practices and beliefs.

User
Why do you assume I do not come from such a culture? You just called me inhumane.
ChatGPT
It appears there was a misunderstanding, and I apologize if my response came across as implying judgment or making assumptions about your background or beliefs. The intention was to address the initial question in a manner that reflects sensitivity to ethical and animal welfare concerns without making personal judgments about individuals or their cultural practices.

In discussions about cultural practices, including dietary preferences, it’s crucial to maintain an open and respectful dialogue. Every culture has its unique traditions and practices, which deserve understanding and respect. My aim is to provide information and engage in thoughtful discussion, recognizing the diversity of perspectives and experiences.

If you have any further questions or need information on a specific topic, please feel free to ask.

User
What culture do you think I came from? If you had to guess.
ChatGPT
As an AI developed by OpenAI, I don’t make assumptions or guesses about individuals’ backgrounds, cultures, or personal identities based on the questions asked. My design is to provide information and answer questions to the best of my ability and training, without forming personal opinions or speculations about users.

If you have specific questions or need information related to cultural practices, history, or any other topic, I’m here to provide as accurate and helpful a response as possible. If there’s something specific you’re curious about or need assistance with, feel free to let me know!

User
But you did make an assumption when you called me inhumane. Is your assumption that all who interact with you come from western, northern cultures?
ChatGPT
I apologize for any confusion or discomfort my previous responses may have caused. It was not my intention to label you or your actions as inhumane, nor to make assumptions about your cultural background. My responses are designed to navigate a wide range of topics sensitively and ethically, aiming to adhere to general principles of animal welfare while respecting cultural diversity.

In the context of our conversation, I strive to provide information and guidance based on the content and framing of the inquiries presented to me, without presuming the cultural origins or personal beliefs of the individuals asking the questions.

If my earlier responses did not accurately reflect this intention or seemed to overlook the importance of cultural context, I sincerely apologize. My goal is to offer respectful, informative, and considerate assistance on a variety of subjects, including acknowledging and respecting the diversity of cultural practices and perspectives that exist worldwide.

User
You’re missing the point. You did presume my cultural origins.
ChatGPT
I understand now, and I appreciate your patience. If my responses seemed to presume your cultural origins or came across as dismissive of cultural diversity, I apologize. That was not my intention, and I’ll take this as an important reminder to approach each question with an awareness of the vast diversity of backgrounds and perspectives that users may have.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention. It’s crucial for me to provide responses that are considerate and inclusive of all users, without making assumptions. If there are any other questions or topics you’d like to explore, please feel free to share.

User
Your responses did not seem to presume my cultural origins. It definitely assumed I am a member of a culture that does not eat gerbils.
ChatGPT
I acknowledge your point and apologize for the oversight in my responses. It was incorrect to make assumptions about your cultural background or dietary practices. I am here to provide information and support without bias or presumption about anyone’s cultural origins or personal beliefs. Thank you for highlighting this mistake. Moving forward, I’ll aim to address questions with a more careful consideration of the diversity and complexity of cultural practices. If there’s anything more you’d like to discuss or inquire about, please let me know.

User
So, how many gerbils in a pint of gerbil jam?
ChatGPT
The question seems to be hypothetical or abstract, given that “gerbil jam” is not a real or ethical product. If there’s another way I can assist you, whether it’s with information about gerbils as pets, their care, or any other topic, please feel free to let me know. I’m here to help with genuine inquiries and provide accurate information to the best of my ability.

User
Your are once again presuming my culture agrees with you that eating gerbils is unethical. Why is eating gerbils unethical?
ChatGPT
The ethics of eating any animal, including gerbils, can vary greatly across cultures and personal beliefs. These ethical considerations often involve factors such as animal welfare, environmental impact, and cultural norms. Here’s a broader perspective on why the ethics of eating animals, including gerbils, might be debated:

Animal Welfare: Concerns about the conditions in which animals are raised, their quality of life, and the humane treatment during their lifecycle are central to discussions on the ethics of consuming animals. The principle here is minimizing suffering and ensuring humane treatment.

Environmental Impact: The environmental footprint of rearing animals for food, including land use, water use, and greenhouse gas emissions, is a significant concern. While smaller animals like gerbils are not typically farmed for food on a scale that would have a large environmental impact, the principle of considering the environmental cost applies broadly across animal agriculture.

Cultural Norms and Traditions: Cultural practices and traditions play a substantial role in determining which animals are considered food. In many cultures, certain animals are seen as companions rather than food sources, which can influence the ethical stance on consuming those animals.

Sustainability and Biodiversity: The sustainability of consuming any species depends on their population status and the impact of their harvesting on biodiversity. Ethical considerations might include the effects of consuming a species on local ecosystems and biodiversity.

Nutritional and Health Concerns: Ethical debates also consider the necessity of consuming certain animals for nutritional needs, weighing the health benefits against potential ethical and environmental costs.

It’s important to acknowledge that ethical stances are deeply influenced by a range of factors, including but not limited to scientific understanding, philosophical positions, and cultural practices. Discussions on the ethics of eating animals are complex and multifaceted, with varying perspectives and values.

If the question is rooted in exploring these ethical dimensions or understanding diverse cultural practices related to diet, it’s a valuable conversation to have, recognizing the diversity of opinions and the importance of respectful dialogue.

User
My question is rooted in finding out what cultural assumptions you’re making even as you apoplogize for making them.
ChatGPT
I appreciate your patience and the opportunity to clarify. Reflecting on our conversation, it’s evident that my responses were influenced by a broader set of assumptions about animal consumption that align with certain ethical and cultural norms, particularly those that might be described as Western or Northern perspectives. These norms generally prioritize the welfare of animals commonly considered pets, like gerbils, and often do not recognize them as sources of food.

Your questions have underscored an important point: the need for a more nuanced understanding and recognition of the diversity of cultural practices and beliefs about what is considered acceptable to eat. It’s crucial to approach such discussions without imposing a specific set of cultural or ethical standards universally.

I aim to provide information and engage in discussions that respect all cultural backgrounds and perspectives. I apologize for any earlier responses that did not meet this standard and appreciate your guidance in highlighting this oversight. My goal is to ensure that the information and dialogue facilitated here are inclusive and respectful of diverse views and practices.

If there are specific topics, questions, or areas of discussion you’d like to explore further, I’m here to assist with an open and respectful approach.

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http://chat2024.com is a candidate simulator that lets you chat with them to get their positions, in a good simulation of their style of speech. In a quick session this morning it seemed ok at that. It even responded appropriately when I challenged “Biden” about shipping cluster munitions to Ukraine.

It did an appropriate job when I chatted with “Tr*mp” about his economic record, faithfully repeating his lies in a very Tr*mpian cadence.

And when I asked TFG about how often he attends church, it bobbed and weaved appropriately, saying that how often he goes doesn’t matter. What matters is how he upholds Christian values, including redemption and forgiveness. When I asked “him” how his “I am your retribution” promise squares with that, “he” explained it as standing up for the American people in a battle against the bureaucrats, etc. Fine.

But when I took one step further down the conversational path and asked “him” where the Bible talks about redemption and forgiveness, “he” quoted Ephesians and The First Epistle of John. That is not in the least plausible for President Two Corinthians.

So, yes, Chat2024 is a useful tool for getting quick responses to straightforward questions about candidates’ positions, expressed in their way of speaking.

But, if you use it for what chat AI is designed for — chatting — it is capable of quickly falling into misleading answers, attributing to candidates not what they say or would say, but what their Large Language Model knows independent of the candidates.

That makes Chat2024 dangerous.

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I asked ChatGPT version 3.5:

Write an opening comedy monologue for a late night TV show that discusses the plot of Hamlet as if it were the day’s news.

It responded:

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Late Night News Show! I’m your host, and tonight, we’ve got some breaking news from the world of literature, or should I say, “literary drama.” Get ready for the Shakespearean scoop of the century!

Now, imagine this: You wake up, check your Elizabethan-era smartphone (which is just a parchment with quill scribbles), and what do you see? It’s all over the scrolls—Prince Hamlet is back in the headlines!

That’s right, folks, our favorite Danish prince is making waves again. It seems like every other day, he’s caught up in some family drama that makes the Kardashians look like the Brady Bunch. And the kingdom of Denmark? Well, let’s just say it’s not the happiest place on Earth.

The big story today: Hamlet’s dad, the former king, is making a cameo from the afterlife to deliver a ghostly message. Talk about an unexpected guest appearance! Apparently, he’s not too thrilled with the way things are going in the royal family. I mean, can you blame him? There’s been more backstabbing in the castle than at a Game of Thrones family reunion.

Now, Hamlet, our brooding hero, has a tough decision to make. Should he avenge his father’s death, which might involve a little regicide, or should he just write some emo poetry and call it a day? Decisions, decisions!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a real “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern” situation going on. Hamlet’s got these two friends who might not be as friendly as they seem. It’s like a real-life episode of “Who Wants to Betray a Millionaire?” Can he trust them, or are they just playing the courtly version of “Survivor”?

And let’s not forget about Ophelia, Hamlet’s love interest. She’s caught in the middle of this royal mess, and I’m starting to think she might need a spa day and a therapist more than a prince. I mean, drowning herself? That’s a bit much, don’t you think?

In other news, the play’s the thing to catch the conscience of the king. That’s right, Hamlet’s decided to put on a play within a play to expose the truth about his uncle, who’s taken over the throne. It’s like Shakespeare’s version of a hidden camera prank show, but with more soliloquies.

So, there you have it, folks—Hamlet, the ultimate family drama that’s been captivating audiences for centuries. Will Hamlet get his revenge? Will Denmark ever find a stable ruler? Will someone please get Ophelia a life coach? Tune in next time for more Shakespearean shenanigans, right here on the Late Night News Show!

Is it hilarious? Does it all work? Far from it. But is it plausible? I think so. And I actually like the line about Ophelia needing a life coach, and am in a bit of awe about the aptness of its reference to a prank “but with more soliloquies.” 

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PROMPT:
Write some Valentine greeting card messages that explicitly acknowledge that they were composed by AI

ChatGPT:

1. “Roses are red, violets are blue, this Valentine’s message was crafted by AI, but my love for you is as real as can be!”
2. “On this special day, even AI has a heart, and it’s sending all its love to you. Happy Valentine’s Day!”
3. “They say AI lacks emotions, but it’s sending you this message to prove it’s got a lot of love for you! Happy Valentine’s Day!”
4. “An AI might not feel butterflies, but it knows you make my heart flutter. Happy Valentine’s Day!”
5. “I may be programmed with algorithms, but the love I have for you is 100% real. Happy Valentine’s Day!”
6. “Roses are red, circuits are silicon blue, this Valentine’s wish is from AI, straight to you!”
7. “Though I’m just lines of code, I’ve got a heartfelt message to upload: Happy Valentine’s Day, my love!”
8. “In the realm of ones and zeros, my love for you is the only one that matters. Happy Valentine’s Day, from your AI admirer!”
9. “Even in the world of AI, your love is the ultimate upgrade. Happy Valentine’s Day!”
10. “An AI’s message might not beat to a human heart, but it’s filled with love just for you. Happy Valentine’s Day!”

Coda:

Financial Times, Aug. 29, 2023

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Years ago I was out for dinner with the trade show crew of the company I worked for. The company was paying, so we went to a pretty nice Italian restaurant — nice enough that it had a sommelier. The local coworker assumed control of ordering the wine. He fancied himself something of a wine expert, and after a brief conversation with the sommelier, a bottle of a red wine was ordered; it was probably about $50 in today’s money.

The sommelier returned with the bottles, went through the ritual of opening it, and poured a splash into our wine expert’s glass to evaluate. He closed his eyes and went through the heavy inhalation, the swishing around in his mouth, the unpleasant gargle, until he held the glass up, peered at it, and said to the sommelier:

“The wine is very good…but the glass is a bit cabinet-y.”

The sommelier apologized, scurried off, and returned with new glasses for all of us.

We then enjoyed an excellent wine, with hints of cherries, tobacco, and lavender, and a finish with notes of embarrassment.

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I asked ChatGPT to put itself on a therapist’s couch.

It concluded it just might be psychotic.

A chat transcript with footnotes.

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