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John McCain vs. Chuck Norris Posted on January 21st, 2008 Oh please let Chuck Norris continue to continue to criticize John McCain! When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he pushes the earth down, but when John McCain does a pushup it hurts horribly because he was tortured as a POW. When John McCain uses exercise equipment, he is exercising, not shilling some crappy product, like Chuck Norris. Underneath John McCain’s wrinkles there is actual experience of the world, not like Chuck Norris. When John McCain is a hero in a war, he’s a hero, not a D-rate actor profiting by merchandising violent, adolescent fantasies about war. John McCain tells jokes, but he is not himself a joke, unlike Chuck Norris. I’m not going to vote for John McCain but not because of his age or his character. [Tags: john_mccain chuck_norris politics ] Tagged with: chuck_norris • john_mccain • politics Previous: « When all you have is a hammer, nobody looks for Maslow \|\| Next: Tofurkey… » 8 Responses to “John McCain vs. Chuck Norris” sheila c., on January 23rd, 2008 at 4:36 pm Said: How can Chuck Norris talk about anyone’s age and ability when he’s hiding behind what looks to be loads of plastic surgery, botox, and hair implants. He looks worse than Joan Rivers and Wayne Newton. Give me a break!!!!!!!!!!!! eyeleapy, on January 29th, 2008 at 10:22 am Said: John McCain useto gang bang with the Flinstones. He’s lucky Chuck hasn’t round house kick him back with them. old dog, on February 3rd, 2008 at 5:23 pm Said: John McCain was offered a “Get Out of Jail Free” card by North Vietnam because his father was a Fleet Admiral in the Navy and they thought they could make political hay. John refused becuase he wasn’t the senior POW. Who cares anything about Chuck Norris. john, on February 4th, 2008 at 9:46 pm Said: chuck norris would take John out http://www.360Elite4free.com/i.....ef=4638130 marvin, on February 29th, 2008 at 11:57 pm Said: screw you!! chuck norris is the most awsome man to walk the earth since jesus!!!!!! there where really 4 wise men. the 4th was chuck norris and he gave jesus the gift of the beard. the others where so mad, they wrote him out of the bible. then chuck gave them a round house kick and they disappeared. CHUCK NORRIS ROCKS!!!!! JOHN MCCAIN IS GOING TO DIE ANY DAY NOW!!!!! Really Funny Stuff, on May 28th, 2008 at 11:08 am Said: Haha … Chuck is the Best poker regeln blind, on June 2nd, 2008 at 8:56 am Said: poker regeln blind… Offrir casino bonus no deposit texas holdem poker game download poker game gratis download gioco video poker gratis wo poker spielen… 1up, on September 3rd, 2008 at 10:24 pm Said: chuck norris for prerident Leave a Reply Name (required) Mail (required) Website Notify me of followup comments via e-mail	Web Joho only Entries (RSS) Comments (RSS).
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