Daily (Intermittent) Open-Ended Puzzle (DOEP): The triple negation of butter
We often buy “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” despite its awful name and soul-withering chemical composition. Even the product’s faux-entertaining site refers to it as a “nutritious blend of oils.” Mmm. But, I like it, so shut up.
In fact, we just bought the “light” version of it, which is therefore some sort of simulacrum of the original. I can’t figure out whether its name should therefore be:
1. “I Can’t Believe I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter”
2. “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not Butter”
or
3. _______________________ (fill in the blank)
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I can’t believe it’s not product placement
Buhta … but its not.
I Can’t Believe It’s Not I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
I Can Believe It’s Not Butter
I don t believe in butter
I Can’t Believe It’s a Nutritious Blend of Oils.
It’s Definitely Not Butter
It’s Not The Butter Now, Dog
O HAI NOT BUTTER KTHXBYE
It’s Not http://heresabunnywithapancakeonitshead.com/
A Lightly Nutritious Blend of Oils
It’s Not a Nutritious Blend of Oils
I Can’t Believe It’s Not a Nutritious Blend of Oils
Butter, It Just Ain’t
I can’t believe you fell for thinking it’s butter
I can’t disbelieve it’s not unbutterish
I Believe It’s I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
I can’t believe I believe it’s not butter, no?
We like you. Please don’t eat that.
Butteriness
Can You Believe This Shit?
Identi.fat, the Butter clone…
(haha, just kidding…)
I can believe that I can’t believe that I can believe that it’s not the *not* butter I can’t believe in the first place
I Can’t Believe I Bought Not Butter
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Non-Essentialism?
There’s no f**king way this is butter.
I can`t believe this is good for you
F**k me, its margarine!
Hilarious! But I think Wray Cummings should win for ‘I can believe it’s not butter’ Simple. Perfect :-)
(found via Twitter)
I can’t believe I just read all the way to the end of this thread
I couldn’t believe it wasn’t butter until I tried melting it…
or
I can’t believe it’s not toxic
Now I know better than to not believe it’s not butter!
There is No Butter.
If you can’t believe that I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter is not butter, then you probably won’t believe that I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Light is also not butter.
A potentiality for butter exists in a state of indeterminacy. Belief is extraneous: It is or is not butter, wheter or not you believe it to be so.
How about:
“I can’t believe it’s got 35 less calories from fat per serving than Original I can’t believe it’s not butter”
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