We often buy “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” despite its awful name and soul-withering chemical composition. Even the product’s faux-entertaining site refers to it as a “nutritious blend of oils.” Mmm. But, I like it, so shut up.
In fact, we just bought the “light” version of it, which is therefore some sort of simulacrum of the original. I can’t figure out whether its name should therefore be:
1. “I Can’t Believe I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter”
2. “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not Butter”
3. _______________________ (fill in the blank)
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