Daily (Intermittent) Open-Ended Puzzle (DOEP): The triple negation of butter

29 Responses to “Daily (Intermittent) Open-Ended Puzzle (DOEP): The triple negation of butter”

1. BetterBadnews, on July 19th, 2008 at 6:52 am Said:

   I can’t believe it’s not product placement

 

2. William "Papa" Meloney, on July 19th, 2008 at 7:01 am Said:

   Buhta … but its not.

 

3. Frank Patrick, on July 19th, 2008 at 7:09 am Said:

   I Can’t Believe It’s Not I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter

 

4. Wray Cummings, on July 19th, 2008 at 9:24 am Said:

   I Can Believe It’s Not Butter

 

5. gianluca_b, on July 19th, 2008 at 10:00 am Said:

   I don t believe in butter

 

6. Brad, on July 19th, 2008 at 11:00 am Said:

   I Can’t Believe It’s a Nutritious Blend of Oils.

 

7. Terrell, on July 19th, 2008 at 11:27 am Said:

   It’s Definitely Not Butter

   It’s Not The Butter Now, Dog

   O HAI NOT BUTTER KTHXBYE

   It’s Not http://heresabunnywithapancake.....shead.com/

   A Lightly Nutritious Blend of Oils

   It’s Not a Nutritious Blend of Oils

   I Can’t Believe It’s Not a Nutritious Blend of Oils

   Butter, It Just Ain’t

 

8. Mike, on July 19th, 2008 at 12:40 pm Said:

   I can’t believe you fell for thinking it’s butter

 

9. collin, on July 19th, 2008 at 1:26 pm Said:

   I can’t disbelieve it’s not unbutterish

 

10. bob, on July 19th, 2008 at 1:26 pm Said:

    I Believe It’s I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter

 

11. jeff jarvis, on July 19th, 2008 at 1:26 pm Said:

    I can’t believe I believe it’s not butter, no?

 

12. Adam Fields, on July 19th, 2008 at 3:29 pm Said:

    We like you. Please don’t eat that.

 

13. Micah Dubinko, on July 19th, 2008 at 4:35 pm Said:

    Butteriness

 

14. billo, on July 19th, 2008 at 4:47 pm Said:

    Can You Believe This Shit?

 

15. Yule Heibel, on July 19th, 2008 at 11:27 pm Said:

    Identi.fat, the Butter clone…

    (haha, just kidding…)

    I can believe that I can’t believe that I can believe that it’s not the *not* butter I can’t believe in the first place

 

16. AKMA, on July 20th, 2008 at 1:56 pm Said:

    I Can’t Believe I Bought Not Butter

 

17. Tom Morris, on July 21st, 2008 at 7:38 am Said:

    I Can’t Believe It’s Not Non-Essentialism?

 

18. James, on July 21st, 2008 at 4:23 pm Said:

    There’s no f**king way this is butter.

 

19. John, on July 21st, 2008 at 4:41 pm Said:

    I can`t believe this is good for you

 

20. John, on July 21st, 2008 at 4:42 pm Said:

    F**k me, its margarine!

 

21. Sharon, on July 21st, 2008 at 6:28 pm Said:

    Hilarious! But I think Wray Cummings should win for ‘I can believe it’s not butter’ Simple. Perfect :-)

    (found via Twitter)

 

22. Crawford, on July 21st, 2008 at 6:29 pm Said:

    I can’t believe I just read all the way to the end of this thread

 

23. Kevin Marks, on July 21st, 2008 at 6:44 pm Said:

    I couldn’t believe it wasn’t butter until I tried melting it…
    or
    I can’t believe it’s not toxic

 

24. Alice, on July 21st, 2008 at 7:05 pm Said:

    Now I know better than to not believe it’s not butter!

 

25. Dan, on July 21st, 2008 at 7:39 pm Said:

    There is No Butter.

 

26. dave, on July 21st, 2008 at 8:33 pm Said:

    If you can’t believe that I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter is not butter, then you probably won’t believe that I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Light is also not butter.

 

27. Notebulb, on July 22nd, 2008 at 11:38 am Said:

    A potentiality for butter exists in a state of indeterminacy. Belief is extraneous: It is or is not butter, wheter or not you believe it to be so.

 

28. Michael, on July 22nd, 2008 at 1:50 pm Said:

    How about:

    “I can’t believe it’s got 35 less calories from fat per serving than Original I can’t believe it’s not butter”

 

29. mark larson |, on July 23rd, 2008 at 8:03 am Said:

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