[SPOILER ALERT: If you haven’t seen last night’s So You Think You Can Dance, stop reading now]

Hint to SYTYCD contestants: Apparently America’s favorite dance move is: mugging to the camera.

Well, now that the finest dancer by far has been voted off the island, we can at least be comforted that he’s bound to find all the attention and adulation he deserves when he gets a contract from … um … to play arenas like … er … and appear on shows that feature fine dancers, such as …. ummm…..

Isn’t it odd that America’s #1 TV show features an art form that it otherwise largely ignores?

I hope that Nigel and Screamin’ Mary stage a palace coup and next season disenfranchise the audience.

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