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Daily (intermittent) Open Ended Puzzle: Top Ten Reasons Palin Cancels Debate

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Top Ten Reasons Sarah Palin Cancels the VP Debate

Suspicious Russian tourists spotted across the Bering strait in Dezhnevo

Wrasslin’ a bear

Learns Tina Fey will be watching

When taken on tour of White House by McCain handlers, is “inadvertently” locked in Cheney’s man-sized safe

Schedule for memorizing state capitals thrown off by need for new schedule to memorize states

Speechless after finally looking up what “MILF” stands for

On deadline to finish her book, “Namin’ Your Baby the Alaskan Way”

Not yet confident how to work in those hilarious hair-plug zingers

No matter how hard she scrubs, she can’t get Kissinger’s moral stank off of her

Stuck in traffic on the Bridge to Nowhere

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6 Responses to “Daily (intermittent) Open Ended Puzzle: Top Ten Reasons Palin Cancels Debate”

  1. Has to plan daughter’s shotgun wedding

  2. Yours are funnier, as expected, and I couldn’t make it to ten.


    1-Russian trawler spotted too close to Alaska shore requiring her to return home for the emergency.

    2-Sister injured by estranged State Police husband

    3-Books to be added to library and she has to review titles

    4-Husband enters a snow machine race unexpectedly and she has to cheer

  3. Was subpoenaed to appear at trooper-gate trial the day of the debate


    Fell out of the helicopter while aerial hunting wolves back home in the tundra

  4. 1 – Has to cook the last of the Moose before it goes bad
    2 – Has to help her daughter complete her Walmart bridal registry application
    3 – Caribou season opens on Wednesday
    4 – Just learned that Washington University does not have a degree program in Intelligent Design
    5 – It’s the last day of baby seal clubbing season

  5. – Could not figure out how to pronounce “Biden”.

    – Too busy preparing for that heartbeat thing everyone’s been talking about.

    – Standing on line waiting for new Macbook Pros.

  6. Her daughter Willow needs an emergency c-section and the “baby” doesn’t make it.

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