NASA, getting all sciency on us, is apparently sitting on a potentially historic discovery by the Curiosity rover on Mars until further tests can confirm it.
Confirm shmonfirm! This is the Internet! What do you think Curiosity has discovered on Mars?
A copy of Ray Bradbury’s “The Earthling Chronicles”?
A black slab with “BRB” written on it?
An AOL CD offering 500 free hours?