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October 14, 2016

What is it anyway?

I found this on Reddit. Can you tell what it is?

Click on the black stripe to find out: The gear that drives a lawn sprinkler


October 10, 2016

Second debate: The wordclouds

Here are wordclouds, generated by WordClouds, for the entire debate last night, and for Clinton and Trump. Here’s the transcript.

By the way, according to the tool at Planetcalc, Trump used 1,162 unique words; Clinton used 1,242. According to Readability-Score, Trump spoke at a 7.6 grade level, while Clinton spoke at a 9.0 grade level. Yay for democracy.

Overall debate

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wordcloud - hillary


wordcloud Donald

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October 3, 2016

Happy Roshashana from Donald J. Trump

Trump eating out of a bagel and honey bowl

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September 30, 2016

Clinton's tech policy in five tweets

Hillary Clinton’s tech policy is progressive. This doesn’t surprise me because the techies she has surrounded herself with understand the Internet not only as an information system but as a democratizing, person-to-person, many-to-many, cultural force.

Her policy brief, however, is long and detailed. No, of course you won’t agree with everything in it. Me neither. But that’s how politics works, and how it’s supposed to work.

So I decided to try to reduce the policy down to a more manageable scale, starting with a bumpersticker and working my way up. It’s here.

If you care about the cyber, vote.

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September 22, 2016

The Trump Stand-in Audition Tapes

The Clinton campaigned apparently auditioned a bunch of celebrities to stand in for Trump as she practices debating him. I somehow managed to get the transcripts of their auditions. They include, perhaps surprisingly, Louis CK, Bryan Cranston, Quentin Tarantino, and some others.

You can read the full transcripts here.

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September 2, 2016

Wait, did I become a jock?

I believe we invented the indoors because it’s better than being outdoors.

I don’t care about sports. Oh, sure, I watched the clips of the USA’s women’s gymnastics team, but mainly as amazing science fiction because clearly that was not possible.

I enjoy watching dance for the same reason, although I am also capable of being moved by it, something that no home town team does for me. I went to a couple of dance classes with my not-yet wife when we were courting, but I stopped coming out of pity for our poor, kind teacher who would not accept that someone could fail to master walking with his arms in opposition to his legs…you know that thing humans do when their right hand swings back as their left leg swings forwards.

Needless to say, I was not on any high school or college teams.

In short, I am your basic indoor Jew. A schlub.

I prefer it this way. Bodies are over-rated, except for eating and, well, you know. They’re high-maintenance and whiny. But what are you going to do? You can’t live with ’em and you can’t live without ’em, am I right?

So I was surprised to realize that I may have become a jock.

It’s September. I live in Boston. Tomorrow we might get snowed in until April, or, like last year, it might stay early Fall until January. Which means my jogging days are numbered. And, of course, they’ve got a big red number counting down as well, given that I’m 65 years old and never thought I’d still be sweating into a baseball cap at this age.

Jogging — yes, I know the whippersnappers don’t call it that any more — is the only athletic activity I’ve ever succeeded at, where success means doing it more than twice in a row. I started doing wind sprints when I was in college, very occasionally, and then in grad school in Toronto started running at the local YMCA. That came to an end when people complained about the volume of my footfall on the wooden track. Apparently my feet have hinges that cause them to slap the boards like cricket bats. So, I began running outside.

I reached my peak around 1977 when I trained for and then ran in a 10K. I was pretty proud of myself as I reached the finish line until a twelve year old girl sprinted past me chewing gum and holding a transistor radio to her ear. But in truth I’ve never been motivated to run fast or even a bit faster. I’ve been motivated by making it back home where I can sit indoors.

That ultimately is the secret to my success with jogging: I head out in a loop and the only way to make it stop is to keep going.

I am a terrible jogger. I was always slow but now I watch who’s passing me and realize that I only feel like I’m running. Still, I come home and sweat for half an hour.

Being a world-class athlete isn’t always pretty

During the intervals when I’m running, I do it maybe 3 times a week, although I’ve been running every day, compulsively, all summer. I put on my bright green shorts, one of my ancient baseball hats, and my earphones playing something upbeat that I can stop listening to as the voice in my head gets more insistent, and run 2.5-3.5 miles depending on how I feel and how cool the temperature is; my endurance is in a non-linear negative relationship with the heat.

The truth is that my mood is better during the months when I’m running. Could be the sunlight, which I otherwise avoid the way other people duck out of the rain. Could be the cardiovascular effects; my heart rate is lower during my running months. Could be the general lassitude the exertion brings on; when it comes to everything, I just give less of a damn. Who knows.

But what’s made me think that I’m slipping into jockhood is that I’ve actually been looking forward to my daily jog. I’m not running any faster, I’m not running any better, I still look like a bag of potatoes falling down the stairs, but I sort of enjoy it. Sort of.

It will pass. As will we all.


August 30, 2016

Party tech policies

Clinton policy page home page

Clinton Tech and Innovation policy

Trump policy home page

Trump’s Tech and Innovation policy

I did a Google search on “ technology” and likewise for innovation and couldn’t find a tech policy on his site, although he does support the GOP platform which mentions innovation:

Libertarian Party

I couldn’t find a tech policy per se, but their platform mentions supporting uncensored and unregulated media and tech, privacy, and the use of innovative tech to protect the environment.

Green Party

The party platform doesn’t have a top-level tech policy, but there’s a subsection of the” Advanced Technology and Defense Conversion” section that talks about telecommunications, and one about Open Source Software.

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August 14, 2016

The World According to TED

Here’s some info about the 2,200 TED Talks based largely on the tags that TED supplies on its Web site; the data are a few months old. Keep in mind that I am grossly incompetent at this, so I’ve included the SQL queries I used to derive this information so you can see how wrong I’ve gone and can laugh and laugh.

Number of unique tags

378 of ’em

SELECT count( DISTINCT(tag) ) FROM tags

Most popular tags

# of talks tagged


628 technology
481 science
472 culture
454 global issues
368 design
363 TEDx
308 business
286 entertainment
201 arts
175 education
165 health
164 politics
164 creativity
141 art
130 economics
127 medicine
125 biology
122 music
122 TED Fellows
118 brain
111 social change
108 invention
106 storytelling
105 environment
105 cities
103 innovation
103 future
101 activism
93 children
92 history
92 health care
91 collaboration
91 war
90 communication
88 psychology
86 women
83 photography
81 animals
80 Africa
78 society
78 humor
76 performance
74 computers
72 exploration
72 life
69 architecture
67 nature
66 humanity
64 oceans
63 community
59 sustainability
59 Internet
58 film

SELECT count(tag),tag
FROM tags GROUP BY tag ORDER BY count(tag) desc;

Tags used only once or twice

1 Criminal Justice
1 refugees
1 South America
1 farming
1 Moon
1 Addiction
1 testing
1 3d printing
1 vulnerability
1 grammar
1 augmented reality
1 Themes
1 Speakers
1 cloud
1t skateboarding
2 painting
2 mining
2 origami
2 evil
2 nuclear weapons
2 pandemic
2 conservation
2 funny
2 television
2 urban

SELECT COUNT( tag ) , tag
FROM tags

Most viewed talks

Quite possibly wrong.

999910   A new kind of job market
999152   How to grow a tiny forest anywhere
998939   I believe we evolved from aquatic apes
998234   Is anatomy destiny?
998218   Get your next eye exam on a smartphone
997791   How Mr. Condom made Thailand a better place for li…
997437   Anatomy of a New Yorker cartoon
997409   How butterflies self-medicate
996048   A powerful poem about what it feels like to be tra…
995980   A Magna Carta for the web
995836   Seas of plastic
995023   How synchronized hammer strikes could generate nu…
994892   The lost art of democratic debate
994208   My wish: Protect our oceans
993977   Be passionate. Be courageous. Be your best.
993519   The sound the universe makes
991659   Creative houses from reclaimed stuff
991413   Our century’s greatest injustice
991107   How to read the genome and build a human being
990965   Watson, Jeopardy and me, the obsolete know-it-all
990621   The birth of Wikipedia
989093   Institutions vs. collaboration
989009   Are we ready for neo-evolution?
988772   How art, technology and design inform creative lea…
988724   The shrimp with a kick!
988671   How we cut youth violence in Boston by 79 percent
988000   Design for people, not awards
98784   Let’s bridge the digital divide!
985947   A mouse. A laser beam. A manipulated memory.
985910   Augmented reality, techno-magic

select times_seen,title from talks
order by times_seen desc;

Tags of the most popular talks


There’s a very good chance I got the sql wrong on this.


Total times viewed

culture 838422406
technology 786923853
science 643447348
business 502015257
global issues 496430414
TEDx 455208451
entertainment 454656101
design 438630037
education 300884017
psychology 254105678
creativity 253564686
brain 247466263
arts 237680317
health 229849451
economics 170768562
politics 167696727
music 156026971
happiness 152902998
storytelling 152901475
art 150698303
biology 150041947
medicine 148259678
children 145085756
humor 135238512
TED Fellows 132508655
innovation 131199988
invention 131005556
work 128498631
social change 126931374
performance 126748070
communication 123383482
photography 117563973
women 112713285
TED Brain Trust 112432190
society 110938282
future 107266930
leadership 105273096
environment 105248603
activism 102566309
life 101140951
cities 101137670
demo 99763884
history 99190820
animals 97888183
evolution 96694769
computers 96482674
collaboration 95467954
health care 89321143
humanity 86872761
writing 83887498
war 82927410
nature 82570058
success 82167936

SELECT DISTINCT tags.tag , sum(talks.times_seen) FROM tags
INNER JOIN talks ON tags.talkid = talks.talkid
GROUP BY tags.tag
ORDER BY SUM( talks.times_seen ) DESC
LIMIT 3,53;

Tags of least popular talks

HIV 425898
refugees 600837
skateboarding 636577
chautauqua 685869
South America 750182
grammar 798075
cello 1067130
vulnerability 1161544
Criminal Justice 1169914
augmented reality 1173622
vocals 1294926
painting 1458681
3d printing 1533524
Moon 1648828
cloud 1722064
nuclear weapons 1770997
oil 1881325
pandemic 1916790
One Laptop Per Child 2041228
glacier 2152056
conservation 2292578
urban 2298278
origami 2356218
television 2400358
microfinance 2473192
mining 2548989
charter for compassion 2820656
street art 3166364
TED-Ed 3192662
wind energy 3235963
epidemiology 3266959
ants 3295524
state-building 3479554
solar 3548619
Guns 3575760
apes 3595746
Addiction 4216103
mobility 4229741
code 4428049
geology 4581536
New York 4614232
Brand 4661846
rocket science 4669955
cyborg 4689850
capitalism 4745782
primates 4771987
machine learning 4915396
natural disaster 4990286
nuclear energy 5001603
meme 5066551
novel 5120690
immigration 5350061
Vaccines 5374354

same as above, but ascending

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May 26, 2016

Happy Birthday, DailyKos

DailyKos is fourteen years old today. In honor of this, they’re pointing at their birth photo.

It’s changed a lot in 14 years, but hasn’t swerved from its core principles: News and ideas for Democrats, in an open, conversational forum, with a strong commitment to building a community and getting shit done.

DailyKos is absolutely one of my go-to sites. Here’s some of what I like about it:

It is open about its commitment to Democratic values, but it is also fact based. For example, if an economic report isn’t where we’d like, DailyKos doesn’t try to put a happy face on it. It instead tries to figure out what’s going wrong and how it can be addressed. If this means criticizing Democrats all the way up to President Obama, they do it.

DailyKos has remained true to the vision of blogging as a way of democratizing voice. While the site has an excellent staff of paid writers — each of whom has her or his own voice — there are also thousands of bloggers at the site. The site has community-based ways of featuring them on the front page. This gives a real sense that site is ours.

Humor is part of the daily life of DailyKos.

Markos keeps his eye on the ball. The site is about helping Democrats win in order to advance progressive values. In March Markos decided that it’s time for the site to turn away from Bernie supporters doing the Republicans’ job for them by attacking Hillary in nasty, irrational ways. Supporting Bernie is fine. Open criticism of Hillary is fine. More than fine. We need to be alert to her limitations as well as to the ways in which Trump will attack her. But name-calling, personal attacks, or conspiracy theories about Vince Foster at this point will not help the progressive cause. As Markos says, there are plenty of other places on the Web for that sort of thing. So, you’ll still find people at the site fervently backing Bernie, and plenty of criticism and concern about Hillary. But not the sort of angry jeremiad that tears us apart.

The site does not get lost in the presidential horse race. It focuses also on state and local elections.

DailyKos is a fascinating hybrid of commitment and evidence-based dialogue. Here’s looking to many more years of it.

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May 4, 2016

Too slow, Treyarch

I am far from the first person to notice this, but it really pisses me off.

Treyarch, the creators of Call of Duty, in the latest version let’s us decide to play as a woman. Other games have been doing this for a long time. So, have half a yay, Treyarch. Nevertheless, your player’s gender is not reflected in the script. There’s an argument I don’t want to have about whether this makes sense; it really just comes down to bucks.

But what really pisses me, and many other people, off is this character choice screen:

character model screen

This was an incredibly expensive game to design. The graphics are awesome, the sets are amazingly detailed. In single-player campaign mode, it’s a full length action movie—albeit not a very good one—and is budgeted like one.

But Treyarch couldn’t be bothered to spend $2.50 more to add some non-white faces to the roster. Really?

Here’s a fairly random screen shot I picked up from the Web.

typical scene

Keep in mind that this is about one sixth the resolution you get on a gaming PC. Treyarch can add intense detail to a gun or piece of shrapnel but can’t be troubled to design a few faces that aren’t white?

We’ve got a word for people who assume that the white race is the “real” race.

Not ok, Treyarch.


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