Have Yourself a Very Jewish Christmas

Ah, Christmas, that most wonderful time of the year. For Jews anyway. None of the stress. All of the time off. You can work without the phone ringing. You can not work without having to pay for it by packing the kids into the car and driving to see relatives constrained to be jolly. So long as you don’t mind those damn Christmas carols blaring everywhere, and can put up with the casual assumption by every town and store clerk in America that you too must be Christian, why it’s the most glorious time of the year!

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