Demographics Askew

Ah, just in time to close out the old year I get this brilliant bit of marketing from FHM, one of the burgeoning EBN (“Everything But Nipples”) men’s magazines:

You’ve been chosen as one of the select few to receive this exclusive invitation…

Why you? Because we’ve gotta pretty good hunch you’re just the kind of man we’re looking for.

Someone who loves beautiful women. Loves great clothes. Loves new gadgets. And loves getting the most out of life.

Hah! Why not come right out and say it: “Our research shows that you’re a serious masturbator.” There’s your target demo.

Sorry, pal, but if I want dirty pictures, I know a newsgroup or two that’ll pitch in for free.

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