Domestic Life On Slashdot
Posted on:: February 19th, 2002
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Posted by CmdrTaco on Thursday February 14, @09:25AM Kathleen Fent Read This Story Kathleen, I wanted to do this in the most potentially embarrassing way possible, and I figured doing it here and now, in front of a quarter million strangers, was as good a way as any. We’ve been together for many years now, and I’ve known for most of that time that I wanted to spend my life with you. Enough rambling. Will you marry me?” From Kathleen Yes Dork. You made me cry. |
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I cooked. You clean. |
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Doggy howl by Mackaroon |
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Arf! You tell her, Dogman! |
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RE: Doggy howl Posted by Jimba23 |
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Mark your territory, man! |
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RE: Doggy howl Posted by Tootertwist |
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They ought to make yellow scented markers smell like pee. |
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RE: Doggy howl Posted by Scarrrly |
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Another marketing genius speaks. |
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RE: Doggy howl Posted by GetOuttaFace |
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Let me know if you need a refill, moron. |
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Household economy Posted by Louisalot |
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Yeah, swing your pathetic 4 inches of capitalist hegemony, Dogaroni. And pray that no one sends her to a link to anything by Mahauser. |
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Re: Household economy Posted by OnePureDork |
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Oh, like Mahauser, that Gramsci-wannabe dwarf, had anything to say about feminism that’s worth the petrochemicals it took to print it. Wood pulp makes more sense than Mahauser. |
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Re: Household economy Posted by Happifat79 |
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And it tastes better too. Mmmmmm, wood pulp. |
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Re: Household economy Posted by EyePokemon |
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Oooh, a Simpsons reference! How clever! |
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Re: Household economy Posted by Famisboyo |
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YinYang Posted by SweetWind |
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Cook/Clean. The yin and yang. |
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Re: YinYang Posted by Alfalfamale |
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Such typical BS. Suppose he scorched 6 pots making bald eagle stew and she’s a vegan monk who only wants a cup of basmati rice? Where’s your yin now? What gives you the right to pontificate from your mountaintop? How about putting down your yang for a while and coming to live in the real world. |
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Re: YinYang Posted by SweetWind |
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You show the pain of one still strugling in the world. |
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Re: YinYang Posted by TheMoe |
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You show the pain of one still "strugling" with touch typing. |
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And also Posted by Acknoider |
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I looked. You lean. |
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Re: And also Posted by Dogaroni |
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I booked. You bean. |
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Re: And also Posted by Minimerlin |
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I croked. You cream. |
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Re: And also Posted by Oisybeois |
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I choked. You chinese. |
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Re: And also Posted by MmmmenoR67 |
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Nookie nookie nookie nookie nookie |
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No it’s not Posted by InstaClair |
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I did them last night when I cooked so you could watch the "Mork and Mindy" reunion. Remember? |
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Re: No it’s not Posted by Dogaroni |
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Oh yeah. I forgot. By the way, have you seen the remote? |
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Re: No it’s not Posted by Smilgrezza |
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You know, we wouldn’t have this problem if remotes went Open Source. |
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Re: No it’s not Posted by Arkwrong |
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PS: Here’s Suck‘s
parody of Slashdot. (Thanks, Doc.)
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