Gary Turner advises me that I’m no longer the 6th hit on Google if you search for “david.” I’ve been pushed down to #25 by the new #1 (David Bowie) as well as by David Lynch, David Gray, David Brin, David Grisman, Harry and David, and other famous and deserving David’s.

Yet I am crushed. Our neighbor’s seven year old is currently fanning me with a peacock feather and intermittently holds a restorative mint julep to my wan lips. In months, perhaps weeks, I shall have the courage to venture out again.

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