I just received a hand-written fax from Congressman Tom Reynolds:

David –

As I was watching the returns on election night…gonig through the roller coaster ride of misinformation before we finally declared victory, I thought of all the Businessmen [sic] whose hard work made our triumph possible. As such, I’ve nominated you to receive the 2004 Businessman of the Year Award. Your official nomination documents are enclosed. Please call my assistant right away at 1-800-810-1894 to accept your nomtination. Your chances look great!

Tom

Woohoo! Republican Businessman of the Year! And it’s practically a lock! Unfortunately, the 800 number was busy, but I’ll keep trying!

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