Why do some people — exclude the disabled and those carrying bulky packages — stand on a down escalator instead of walking? You know how hard it is to walk up stairs? That’s because of gravity, people, and it works just in reverse when you’re going down. Going down, gravity is your friend.

Look, if you’re on an escalator, it’s because you’re going somewhere. Do you not want to get there? Are you going to have your teeth filed or to explain to your lawyer why your check to her bounced? If not, then walk down the flipping escalator already! Or at least stand to one side in shame so those of us who understand gravity aren’t trapped into admiring the back of your neck.

Jeez!

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