FCC to auction dimensions
Posted on:: December 19th, 2006
Washington DC — FCC Chair Kevin Martin has announced that in addition to auctioning off rights to spectrum—ranges of radio wave frequencies, also known as “colors”—the FCC will in January begin auctioning off the eleven dimensions discovered by string theorists. Winners will have exclusive rights to all property and activity in those dimensions.
The dimensions include:
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1 |
Points |
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2 |
Lines (includes Nicole Ritchie) |
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3 |
Objects |
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4 |
Time |
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5 |
Gaant charts |
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interstitial |
Leeway for when D5 runs over |
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6 |
ESP-based wifi |
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7 |
Rumors |
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interstitial |
Hope |
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8-12 |
Regrets |
Bidding begins January 2. [Tags: fcc spectrum telecommunications humor ]
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